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[myon]

Ushiromiya Batter

Why won't you pitch to me, Beatrice? I'm the one you want!

Sorry Batter, but that's three outs! George, Shannon and now Kanon! The inning is over! Ahaha!

No! I won't accept it! Looking at the count, Kanon got three balls and three strikes. But if any one of those strikes was really a ball, he walks to first!

What? That's ridiculous. Doubting the umpire is a desperate stalling tactic.

Then say it in red! "Every pitch directed at Kanon this inning was called correctly!"

…I refuse. For no particular reason.

I knew it!

Don't celebrate yet, Batter. Even if you're right, it's on you to argue the nature of the incorrect pitches.

Ahaha! Yes, listen to your coach, Ushiromiya Batter! If you can't identify a miscalled pitch, we move on to the third inning! So which pitch are you going to contest?

Let's go in order then. Starting with the second pitch, it was extremely curved! From where the umpire is sitting, she could have easily judged it as inside when it wasn't!

Kanon swung at the second pitch! Swinging without contact makes it a strike, regardless of if the ball touched the strike zone!

Hmph. That just narrows down my options. The third pitch was right on the bottom corner… and the seventh was so fast, I couldn't tell where it was.

Let's try flipping the chessboard. How would I try to disguise a ball as a strike? I could throw just barely outside the strike zone, but that requires the umpire to call in my favor. Beatrice would want something more certain. What if…

Beatrice! Here's my theory! The seventh pitch was not a baseball at all! You threw something else, some special effect, and had Lucifer palm one of the previous pitches into her glove! This means that no seventh ball ever entered the strike zone!

The nature of the special effect is, of course, a Devil's Proof.

Sounds like you're accusing me of magic, Batterrrrrr…

Not magic! A special effect! You could have made some sort of hologram or reflection, or something! A baseball going over 170 kph is just a blur, you could fake it easily!

There were seven pitches at this at bat. Each of those pitches involved a unique baseball. No substitutions of the balls were made in their travel from the pitcher to home base.

And furthermore, the umpire did not misjudge any pitch on the edge of the strike zone.

Dammit, it's useless! It's all useless!

Ahaha! Foolish Batter! Don't you know there's no crying in baseball?

[myon]

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[myon]

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[myon]

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[myon]

This was made to be a fun joke blog ot whatever but for the love of God donate anything you can spread information talk about it in your families call your reps!!! 5 calls palestine is a website that gives you a call script please email your reps about a free Palestine North Gaza is starving and millions are trapped in Rafah. Please keep protesting keep boycotting in everything you do

[myon]

Currently known accounts of another scammer pretending to have a family in Palestine or claiming they are in Palestine. Both accounts use the same link meaning it’s the same person running both blogs. Please report these accounts and don’t give them money. They are not people needing legitimate help their scammers trying to take advantage of the situation. Their images and story have been stolen off a real fundraiser and are confirmed not to be affiliated with the creator of it.

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This is the link both accounts have. Both posts use it.

Here is the real fundraiser that they’ve stolen from.

[myon]

the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them

[myon]

we're mutuals but i want to end it without offending you sorry.....

it's fine

[myon]

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