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This gotta be the funniest Enterprise-Klingon exchange ever:



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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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One of the cutest and most underrated aspects of TNG is the fact that in any given scene Data is copying his friendsâ posture and mannerisms
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If you havenât seen the meme, itâs three photos of me showing my flapjacks to the judges and then a quote, I donât remember saying this but apparently itâs how I talk, says âStarted making it, had a breakdown, bon appĂŠtitâ
James Acaster on his Bake Off experience - Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999
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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital
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âSo let me get this straight. Weâre here to rescue a princess.â
âThatâs right.â
âAt the request of a princess.â
âRight again.â
âAnd you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.â
âYouâre very perceptive.â
âHow big is your royal family, again?â
âWe donât have one.â
âButââ
âWe overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of âprincessâ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.â
âHuh. And the princess weâre rescuing today is in charge ofâŚ?â
âPublic sanitation.â
âThe Lord of Deathâs Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?â
âWe think heâs a little confused.â
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yk this ep of spn?

made me think of a rly silly scenario idk.
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Sam: Why are you guys... cosplaying Brokeback Mountain?
Dean: Uh- Wh- We're not- We are not cosplaying Brokebac- Why do you even know what that is?
Sam: Better question, *clears throat* why do you know what that is?
and then Cas is just like đ§đťââď¸
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dean winchester x the smashing pumpkins
âźď¸Flash Warning âźď¸
this almost made my capcut crap out i hope u like it <3
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Had a thought yesterday.
We never see Stolas have a shower, only a bath.

Even in Blitzø's apartment he has a bath.

Then it occurred to me.
He's a FUCKING BIRD.
BIRD BATH.

BIRD. BATH.
This will be the end of me.
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Love that Billie made this song inspired by Moriartyâs iconic line :D
Iâm very bad at capcut, but we persevered :)
âIn a world full of locked rooms
The man with the key is king.
And honey;
You should see me in a crown.â
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There is not just one musician in the family - (2022)
Thereâs one thing a lot of people donât know about the Holmes brothers: Sherlock isnât the only musician in the family.
ETA: Iâm spoiled! This artwork inspired four fics in a span of only a week. A big thank you to the authors for their hard work, Iâm so happy. Please, enjoy the following stories:
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Do you think when cas gets extra bitchy at dean he just changes his rib carvings?
Like yeah they are still protecting him but he gets to be super passive aggressive about this so now they say shit like "protect this dutiful righteous man who fails to take out the garbage eventhough he said he would do it"
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They're the exact the same pictures to me tbh


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