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lmao I’m pregnant what the actual fuck

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The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.

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Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon

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Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

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my favorite daily affirmation!!!!

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JAMIE LEE CURTIS as Jessie Wilson in PERFECT (1985) dir. James Bridges

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fuck it, I'm romanticizing underrated ao3 works now. 8,000 word fics with only 13 kudos, even after 5 months. multi-chaptered works with only 11 comments from the same 3 people and the author themself. incredibly specific works featuring OC's mingling with canon characters that only get 5 kudos. rare-pair fics. gift works that are literally ONLY for the receiver.

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I’m ashamed to admit that so far I’m not interested in the Barbie movie too much. Tell me why I’m stupid for this.

I don’t know how to answer this because I have had a Barbie fixation for my entire life and I played with my Barbies secretly until I was like 15 so I’m predisposed to be insane about it.

But I can try lol. It’s just so fun and camp, and PINK, and indulgently feminine in a way that like embraces femininity and celebrates it. Barbie has her roots as a fashion doll, and I think that watching her evolution through the decades is fascinating, until she becomes the Barbie we know and love today: The Barbie that is Everything!! (Highly recommend watching Trixie Mattel’s the history of Barbie).

Now I want to address Ken because this movie gets it. I had dozens of Barbies, some were my moms, some my older sister’s and some mine, it was collection of dolls and clothes amassed over literal decades. I had one (1) Ken doll. He came with a single outfit, a tux. I was not interested in another Ken doll, or Ken clothes (I had a pair of SpongeBob Barbie shorts that fit him perfectly for more casual occasions). Ken was an accessory for Barbie’s everything. He was the subplot of the subplot. And I think they’ve just nailed that.

The Barbie dream house with the dry water slide and the big plastic bubbles in the hot tub and the pink car and the 500 Barbies that are all best friends and have the best day ever every day. It’s just like a blast of bright pink nostalgia.

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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pretty

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Next time I fly I’m goin’ outta BAX

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Sorry guys this movie is being made specifically for me and no one else

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The new Barbie trailer absolutely FUCKS, I love it so much I'm going insane. There's nothing I love more than existentialism and pretty aesthetic.

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Timothée in Venice (September 2019) 💫

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Timothée at the Venice Film Festival (2021) ✨

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me: types out a post

me, deleting it: God jsut shut the fuck