mysongarlic
mysongarlic
My son, Garlic
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He came from my womb. Born November 9, 2017. see also: tromboneralert
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mysongarlic · 4 days ago
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Oh, chair, we're really in it now
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mysongarlic · 4 days ago
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That's how they do that
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mysongarlic · 7 days ago
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cats are little household celebrities
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mysongarlic · 9 days ago
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Cats are like "it is time for us to socialise right now stop what you are doing"
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mysongarlic · 16 days ago
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When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.
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mysongarlic · 19 days ago
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Today's aesthetic: when a cat decides it's going to make a very difficult or precise jump, spends several minutes examining the problem from all angles and warming up its muscles and minutely adjusting the positions of its paws and such, then proceeds to totally eat shit.
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mysongarlic · 20 days ago
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Pets are so wild. Humans everywhere are like "I want to choose a specific small animal and make it happy."
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mysongarlic · 23 days ago
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Hey thanks man!
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Everyone say thank you to Garlic!
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It's Friday:)
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mysongarlic · 27 days ago
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no such thing as too much love. or too much garlic
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mysongarlic · 1 month ago
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He works too hard........
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mysongarlic · 1 month ago
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I love fluffy cats
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mysongarlic · 1 month ago
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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee
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mysongarlic · 1 month ago
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bitches will see the word garlic and hit reblog
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mysongarlic · 1 month ago
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cats are really good at looking at things. very useful
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mysongarlic · 1 month ago
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is that person actually "demanding emotional labour" from you or did you follow one shitty therapist on twitter
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mysongarlic · 1 month ago
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breakfast dance
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mysongarlic · 1 month ago
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the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm
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