He came from my womb. Born November 9, 2017. see also: tromboneralert
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Oh, chair, we're really in it now
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Cats are like "it is time for us to socialise right now stop what you are doing"
#so. i sleep with an eye mask right#which means im protected from my cats knowing im awake via my eyes#however#recently garlic has definitely come to recognize my breathing or movements or SOMETHING#when im awake vs when im asleep#because he will be sitting there waiting#and as soon as im awake (AND AGAIN HE CANT SEE MY EYES) he'll come up and NUZZLE MY FACE WITH HIS FACE#it's as if he's like ��i'll take a gentle approach jic im wrong but i know im not so hey bitch get up and feed me”#otherwise garlic is very respectful while i sleep#morty on the other hand................
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When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.
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Today's aesthetic: when a cat decides it's going to make a very difficult or precise jump, spends several minutes examining the problem from all angles and warming up its muscles and minutely adjusting the positions of its paws and such, then proceeds to totally eat shit.
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Pets are so wild. Humans everywhere are like "I want to choose a specific small animal and make it happy."
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Hey thanks man!

Everyone say thank you to Garlic!

It's Friday:)
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no such thing as too much love. or too much garlic
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He works too hard........
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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee
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bitches will see the word garlic and hit reblog
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cats are really good at looking at things. very useful
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is that person actually "demanding emotional labour" from you or did you follow one shitty therapist on twitter
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breakfast dance
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