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This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

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i lose it every time i see ppl say “i know this doesn’t fit my blog but-” lmao imagine only having a small set of interests and running a consistent blog

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Allow me to de-introduce myself

My name is [redacted]

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You said to behave, but I simply can’t I’m gay and I do crimes

Officer that’s them, that’s them right there take them away

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dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

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ts sides as shit my friends (and i) have said

Roman

- “People will see me on the street and say, ‘that’s not a straight person’.”

- “Of course I’m familiar with the concept of hysterical strength! I’m hysterically funny, and I’m a thick boy!”

- (doing the renegade) “You have a photographic memory, you can’t get rid of this!”

- “If you’re going to have a psychotic ghost boyfriend, at least you have one who can pull off a great falsetto.”

Logan

- “What is life, but a weird amalgamation of smells?”

- “When you plan on murdering someone, it’s always good to make a pros and cons list.”

- “That’s a sexy semicolon.”

- “Girls rule, boy drool!” “Actually, boys do rule at the moment. It’s called the patriarchy, Victoria.”

Patton

- “You clearly do not believe in the power of friendship, love, and magic, and it shows.”

- “Are you on frog tiktok?”

- “I want waffles. They’re like pancakes with abs.”

- “I hope Remy from Ratatouille is doing ok.”

Virgil

- “I think from an outsider’s perspective you qualify as a cryptid.”

- “You may be older but my anxiety is as old as time.”

- “Let my body decay next to my doritos and this tub of ice cream.”

- “I can’t be an astronaut, I’m iron deficient and depressed!”

Janus

- “You call it graverobbing, I call it freelance archeology.”

- “My sexuality is anarchy.”

- “I do not have time to consider the moral ramifications of murdering fictional birds.”

- “Maybe I’m not a disappointment!” “Don’t get too far ahead of yourself.”

Remus

- “You’ve lost eyelid privileges.”

- “She’s an octupus, Nicole, she doesn’t have boobs.”

- “Should I go as a 70’s porn star for Halloween?”

- “Doofenshmirtz... gay.”