Remus: Oh, what's this? A comedically large lollipop-
Janus: A comically large lollipop you use to chop people's heads off?
Remus, in a high-pitched voice: It's mistew Guillotine, owo-
Janus, laughing and mortified: Dear Lord-
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one day Logan and Remus are hanging out, and then Logan starts ranting about some smart person shit, and Remus is kinda bored but he'd felt worse and what Logan was saying was actually pretty interesting so he just sat there and would sometimes ask questions or compare what Logan was talking about to something gross and stuff.
then, Logans years of being brushed aside and his input being treated as a burden and only welcome when it was considered helpful kick in, and he suddenly stops talking and gets all "oh sorry you probably don't care about that" and "this is probably boring you, we can talk about something else if you want". Remus is VERY offended by this.
he goes off about how thats stupid and Logans stupid and he's such a fucking pussy for not talking and why does he think he's so annoying huh? is that a fucking challenge bitch? "boo hoo look at me I'm Logan Sanders and I think I'm soooooo special and that no one wants to hear he talk!" and thats fucking bullshit and it sucks and he sucks!
the whole time Logan is just extremely confused because this is the most negative reaction he has ever gotten to him not talking. and its all very angsty and projectiony and Logan feels weirdly appreciated and its very intrulogical. thank you for coming to my ted talk. (idk why this is so long. I might as well just write it into a fanfic at this point lol.)
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Janus: *notices a tattoo on Virgil’s arm*
Janus: “Is that a tattoo?!”
Janus: *Scrubing a towel on Virgil’s arm* “Oh please come off, please come off.”
Virgil: “Easy! The only thing coming off is my skin!”
Janus: “Oh no! What am I going to tell your dad (Patton)!”
Janus: “Oh I got it! We’ll just cut off your arm.”
Virgil: *Pulls his arm away from Janus*
Remus: “Good idea, cause that’s easier to explain than a tattoo.”
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remus is suuuper touchy literally only because he likes being super annoying to the others
but one day he was messing with virgil and virg said that he was fine with it to remus’s shock, so now he randomly comes up to virgil and cuddles him just to be annoying but as soon as virgil cuddles back he completely melts
Y E S!!! Vee is Ree's emotional support Emo and he needs a total of 24/7 365 days amounts of contact everyday <3
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Just saw your chubby Remus art and had to immediately follow, literally about to cry from how much I love the way you draw him, he means the world to me already- 😭💕
If it's okay, can I request chubby trans Remus? 🥺 (You absloutly do not have ta do this, just thought I'd ask if it's alright!)
(I love requests gimme more ofc you can have trans Remus. You can have trans anyone. You can have any ship (except RemRom) there is little I won't draw.)
Also Rip my green highlighter. Are u guys proud of me for using color? Don't get used to it I'm too lazy half the time to bother.
Anyway have trans Remus.
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So this episode has given us wonderful information such as...
Virgil can be summoned by an adrenaline spike
Roman sleeps for over 11 hours in one sitting
Janus is canonically cold-blooded (and roman knows this)
Remus named his shower drain "Joanne's Fabrics"
Both of the other dark sides have already known this
Janus and remus had to "come all this way" for the video
Logan doesn't usually plan Secret Santa, someone else does
Logan voluntarily wore a Santa hat and invited the dark sides
Logan called roman a "master of (almost) all rhythms"
Patton knows very little to nothing about remus as a side
Virgil arguably knows logan the most of all the sides
And I think that's beautiful
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we finally got where they’re going to stand!!!! They have their seats at the table!!!!💛💚
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The Prince and The Duke
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We got a new mascot
All hail the Mr Fuzzy
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Janus and Remus are just Yzma and Kronk me thinks
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remus randomly showing up into thomas’s life:
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It has been 80 days since Dukexiety last interacted
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