mysteriouslybrokenmentality

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learning how to drive in america is like a fucking saw trap.

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Me watching the game

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Favorite moments of the 2024-2025 hockey season, in no particular order:

NHL version

Rookies holding hands during the Caps-Habs line brawl

Brad Marchand and the rats almost taking out Paul Maurice

PoMo lurking behind Swaggy during a presser

"I'm deeply sorry and had no say in the matter"

"He disrespected my chickens like that!"

"That's my boy. (Pause) My German boy."

Sharks sleepover

Willmack committing crimes against their own mascot

PWHL version

Raygan Kirk in goalie pads swinging her feet

ARD crimes

Pounder swear shirts

"what about when she goes offside on you"

the Hannahs Millers

CJ pride night win!!

60 seconds of banter with Zoe Boyd

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making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

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*cackling*

If OTW weren’t around, this wouldn’t be “scaremongering”: It would be the inescapable status quo.

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haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

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Just found out there is a maximum number of tags you can favorite on ao3

This is a tragic moment

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Executive function is down for repairs and the teeth suffer

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Every few months I remember I have this app

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100 posts!

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😋 houngry

aaaAaAaaah

NOMnomnom

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Got back from the Ateez Concert in DC and I think I've shredded my vocal chords but also I got my dad to bias Jongho and I sang along with Seonghwa's high notes in Utopia successfully without sounding like a dying whale 🤭

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“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

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Just saw drop 2 on the Ateez Amazon shop and I want that tube top so bad but the sizes??? Are so small??? You have to have a cups to fit in that 😵‍💫

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Y'all, while Ateez is in the US I need someone to put them on my favorite snack 🙏 like that vid where they tried gas station snacks and stuff

I feel like Wooyoung and Mingi would demolish a barrel of cheese balls with me 😋