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What Really Happens in the Dorm Leader Meetings

Oh, you know... just your friendly game of Uno. :)

Kalim brought the deck with him of course.

They were discussing things for an event and all the leaders had their own suggestions and ideas regarding said event.

Unfortunately, their ideas disagreed with each other’s and Crowley was having a hard time keeping the meeting civil.

Until Kalim, oh sunshine Kalim, pulled out the box of Uno cards and said

“Hey, why not we settle this over a game of Uno?”

Silence

You can hear everyone’s breathing.

Then...

...

“Kalim.”

Idia’s voice through his tablet

“Do you know what hell you will unleash by suggesting we play Uno?”

“Hell? What do you mean? It’s gonna be fun!”

Oh you naive little sunshine baby

But Mr Birb aka Crowley was all like, “Normally, I would prohibit games but seeing how you are all so worked up and since I am sooo yasashii (kind), I will let you decide whose ideas will be used through this wonderful game of Uno!”

Oh God

Well they had to teach sheltered little Riddle Rosehearts how to play first.

They did a practice run for him to be familiar with the game.

Idia in his room is so thankful he isn’t physically there so he doesn’t have to play.

Once the practice run was over... the real fun begins.

Azul goes, “I’ll shuffle!”

“No Azul, Crowley shuffles.”

Can’t let the sly octopus get his way you know

Crowley shuffles, gives the deck to Vil, and he distributes the cards to everyone.

Once everyone looked at their decks... oh no, is that a smirk Azul sported for one second?

Kalim starts because he suggested the idea of Uno.

The game starts out peaceful at first, but when Riddle was prepared to put down one of his cards, Azul beside him placed down the cancel card.

Internally, Idia is starting to pray that no Overblots occur from this.

“Uno!”

Intense gazes turned to Kalim.

Oh it’s on baby.

Leona places down the first +2 card.

Beside him, Azul is smirking. “You thought you got me?”

Another plus 2

Poor Riddle had no +2 and had to get 4 cards.

Aw and he was down to 4 cards.

Insert sigh of relief from Vil

He puts down a red card.

“Aw fucking hell!” Kalim had to get not one, not two, but ten cards because he had no reds oof

“Oi watch your fucking language,” Leona said.

“Ahem” from birb man

“UGH FINALLY!” Kalim aggressively placed down a red cancel card.

Azul sighs in no turn.

Poor Leona, also has no red cards and ended up getting the rest of the deck because where are the freaking reds???

I mean, if he were to choose between hanging out with Malleus or drawing 25, he’d draw 25.

All the placed down cards were reshuffled.

“Heh, guess the cat is losing,” Vil said smirking.

“Oi, you wanna have your skin dust up?”

“No magic!”

“Hmph.”

Crowley and Idia are silently praying together.

“Uno.”

The uno did not come from Riddle, who was down to one card, but from Azul.

“Get two cards Riddle.”

“What?! Who said?!”

“The rules said so.”

Riddle grumbled. “I was never told this.”

“Sorry Riddle.” Well that didn’t sound apologetic.

Crowley is wondering if he should have invited MC so they could stop a potential overblot.

The next card Vil places down got everyone alert.

+4

“HAHA! You think that will trip me?” Kalim places down his own +4. “Hell yeah!”

“+8... oh what a poor unfortunate soul am I...” Azul pulls out a card from his deck. “... is what I would say, but...” He places down his +4.

Gasps in the room. +12

Leona chuckles. “Fuck yeah, I’m safe.” Another +4

Crowley doesn’t even excuse him anymore because you know what, Leona is valid.

Ah little Riddle...

His iconic smirk comes out. “You think you could stop me?”

Another +4

“Shit...” Idia muttered.

It’s +20 now

“Hmph, potatoes all of you.” Vil places down his +4

“Oh God oh God oh God— oh! I ain’t getting plussed woohoo!” Kalim places down... another +4.

“What in the actual fuck...?” Leona muttered.

“Hehehe...” Azul places down yet another +4

“What the hell... why are there so many +4’s...” Idia muttered. “Doesn’t Leona have 25 of the cards?”

“Ehhhh idk,” Kalim shrugged.

Leona chuckled. “You better pray, little red prince.” Oh that draw 25 was worth it as he placed down another +4.

36 cards...

36 cards

36 cards

“Uhh.... Riddle? Are you ok, your face is all red and—“

Splat! goes Riddle’s cards as he stands up.

“OFF WITH ALL OF YOUR HEADS!!!”

“RIDDLE YOU CANNOT USE MAGIC AGAINST ANYONE!!”

“WAIT RIDDLE NO, DON’T HIT AZUL WITH THAT MIRROR—“

Let’s just say the game ended with no one winning and everyone hating each other a little bit more.

“Oh wait.”

“What?”

“We forgot to invite Malleus again.”

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life advice:

never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you

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TW and Shoes #1 -Dorm Uniform Edition-

Due to popular(?) demands this series is back!

-Heartslabyul-

Riddle

Long boots with heels. His boots actually goes up to his mid-thigh, yeah they’re super long. Heels make the person seem taller and intimidating, and when someone feels taller or is now taller they tend to have more confidence too. As leader of the dorm and representation of the Queen of Hearts of course Riddle will have to appear intimidating and powerful. Riddle (probably) knows he’s quite short for a 17 year-old boy so heels would help people to not look down on him too.

Ace, Deuce, Trey and Cater

They all wear the same style of shoes; either red-white or black-white boots depending on what card suit they are. If you look closely you can see their suit on the tongue of their shoes too. If Riddle is the Queen the other students are his card soldiers, so it’s understandable if their uniforms/shoes are going to look similar.

-Savanaclaw-

Leona

Leather boots with a belt sash and gold stripes. I find it funny that he wears sandals to class but covers his feet in his dorm uniform. Savanaclaw’s uniform is very leather-heavy and seems to be inspired by cowboys and the wild west so I guess leather boots fit their style. His has gold stripes on it too, extra fancy means you’re the leader.

Ruggie and Jack

Leather boots with belt sashes, no gold stripes. Of course not as detailed as Leona’s. Savanaclaw’s uniform in general do give a more tough, “bad boy” feel compared to the other dorms, I guess leather makes you seem more edgy and cool?

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This looks like fun. I wish to get into a good art college. ❤️

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Ok but why does he look so pretty though?? Or am I just going insane because of simping Malleus too hard???

your yandere bald malleus x reader killed me 😭 it was so beautiful- it brought me to tears irl 👌😭

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My inner emotional masochist craves angst!

I litteraly just woke up and thanks to like four of the Twitters I follow plus my of my friends that recently got into twisted wonderland. My brain has conjured up the weirdest spicy fic between reader and the Savanclaw boys. Sand I'm tempted to write it but like I already have to finish the kissing headcanons, the Floyd fic. So hopefully when those two are done would you guys rather see an angst or spicy fic featuring the Savanclaw boys??

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Twisted Wonderland characters' MBTI types

So my sleep-deprived brain decided that it'd be a fun idea to theorise about pseudo-science instead of getting some actual much-needed sleep. I'm also doing this because I haven't seen a single blog (yet) that talked about twst and mbti and I might as well do it myself then. Can't say I'm perfectly knowledgeable about cognitive functions but I'll try my best to apply what I have learned so far. Mostly, I'm just going off of my intuition though so don't expect too much use of logic and this is really shitty tbh

1. Heartslabyul:

Riddle Rosehearts - ESTJ

Okay, I'm pretty confident about this one. He fits the stereotypical Te-dom to a T. His almost OCD like obsession with rules seem to scream Te-Si to me. Low Fi because he represses his own emotions a lot which finally led to his overblot. His whole outburst thing when the gang confronted him also seemed inferior-Fi.

Ace Trappola - ESFP

He seems like an Se-dom to me. In one of his homescreen dialogues he says that he doesn't really like planning too much for the future and just wants to enjoy the present moment. In his PE uniform story, it was revealed that Ace has really good spatial awareness and he seemed very... Se-ish (plz pardon my lack of vocabulary). Also, I read somewhere that high Se users have the most trouble following rules and yeah that seems to be Ace's case most of the time. Ok I'm going off of my intuition but he seems more Fi-Te than Ti-Fe to me.

Deuce Spade - ISTJ

Not too sure if ISTJ is right (could be an ISFJ too) but he seems to be on the Si-Ne axis to me. Like, remember his signature cauldron trick? He relies too much on old tricks and has trouble coming up with new ideas most of the time. Also, compared to Ace, Deuce seems to be more rigid and serious and he respeccts the rules too. I think in his ceremonial robe story he said that he actually loves traditional stuff.

Trey Clover - INFJ

I think he's an Ni-dom??? Idk man he seems to have the glinting anime glasses, all-according-to-keikaku Ni vibe ok idk what I'm trying to say.

He's definitely got Fe. He's pretty much like the mom-friend of the group and he's quite good at reading the atmosphere unlike a certain brash redhead.

Cater Diamond - ESFP(???)

Honestly, idk about him. I haven't really seen much of this guy outside of the main story. I'm only going off of my surface-level understanding and assumptions about him.

2. Savanaclaw:

Leona Kingscholar - ISTP

Once again, I'm going off of my intuition. I think Ti because although he's very lazy, he's quite analytical. Leona's blunt most of the time and doesn't seem to care much about social conventions as seen in his school uniform story.

Ruggie Bucchi - idk

Oof I haven't really bothered analysing him yet.

Jack Howl - ISFP

Although he appears not to care too much all the time (or at least he tries to act like it XD) Jack actually has pretty strong values and beliefs which, when violated, really irks him. That tsundere attitude he has can also be chalked up to Fi's tendency to not want to reveal emotions too much. Also, Se because he's sporty and he said that he likes doing physical stuff.

3. Octavinelle:

Azul Ashengrotto - idk

Oh jeez, honestly I'm pretty stumped when it comes to this guy. I can't help but overanalyse everything about him so I'm not really sure what type he is. I think he has Fe somewhere in the function stack?? Maybe???

Jade Leech - ENTP

Ngl he lowkey reminds me of Sebastian Michaelis (who I think is an ENTP) and it may have had an influence in my typing. Overall, he really gives me chaotic Ne vibes (especially his lab coat story).

Floyd Leech - ESTP

4. Ignihyde:

Idia Shroud - INTP

This boi really fits the reclusive hermit INTP stereotype. Social anxiety isn't really exclusive to one type but in his case I think it might be inferior Fe?

Ortho Shroud - idk

Imma be honest I don't know much of Ortho's personality aside from the fact that he really cares about his big brother.

5. Scarabia:

Jamil Viper - INTJ

Kalim Al-Asim - ExFP

6. Night Raven Staff:

Mozus Trein - ISTJ

Divus Crewel - ENTJ(?)

Ashton Vargas - ESTP

Dire Crowley - ExFJ(?)

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Subjects in Night Raven College

Animal Linguistic 

Portion 

Alchemy 

History of Magic

Flying

Swimming

Mathematics 

Music 

Visual Arts 

Physical Conditioning 体力育成 

Study of Ancient Runes 古代呪文学

Defensive Art 防衛魔法

Astronomy

General Magic 実践魔法

Evocation 召喚術

Magic Analysis  魔法解析学

Summarized from the album and personal stories. 

I added Japanese name to those subjects which I do not sure what their English (official) names are. 

Most English translations are referenced from our good old Hogwarts :))

Edit: Dance deleted because of the uncertainty. 

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This was so much fun though!

Self-shippers, make yourself or your S/I and your biggest F/O in this Picrew!!

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Lmao what? Malleus has a tamagotchi?? XD

Malleus Lab Coat SR was about him getting his tamagotchi fixed because he got drenched in a squall. It's very precious to him (given to him by Lilia 🥺 and it's rare now) so Cater told him Deuce might be able to fix it.

The first years were a bit panicked, and Deuce thought Malleus was looking for a fight lol. So he was being kind of a tough guy, until Malleus showed him the toy. So they kind of talked a bit and Deuce was impressed with Malleus' magic. He asked him how long it took him to be that good, but Malleus is just nonchalant about it because he's from a magical village and he's been practicing since he could remember.

After the tamagotchi dried, it worked again, so Malleus was very happy that he rewarded Deuce for his services but Deuce is like he didn't even do much, but Malleus gave him a bunch of crystal ores hehe, saying that he's not acquainted with machines because their village rarely uses them.

So he poofed and Deuce was left there feeling nostalgic of childhood toys and thinking how Malleus is so mysterious.