mysteriouspokemonguy

[mysteriouspokemonguy]

Aether Foundation sucks and does not care for its supposed main purpose

if you're a pokéblog rb this with an unpopular opinion. state no reasoning

[mysteriouspokemonguy]

What’s your opinion on Guzzlords? … Asking for a friend, I promise.

- Exodus

I'm gonna assume you're not an Exodus I know and uh I'm frankly terrified of them. interesting ultra beasts, yes! but overall as a species they are incredibly scary and my own experiences with them have shown me up close just how terrifying they are and how they should always be treated with great caution when dealing with them!

[mysteriouspokemonguy]

If you don’t have lengthy conversations about salad toppings with your Rockruff, are you really living life?

[mysteriouspokemonguy]

(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! Ultra Beasts are Pokemon from other worlds, right? Would I be an Ultra Beast, then, since I'm from another world? -Tropius

Oh I love when pokemon talk to me!

but!

Not quite! You're still a known pokemon that originates from our world or one near identical, but you would be considered a Faller! you have special and unique properties due to coming from another world and UBs will be naturally drawn to you because of it! Maybe you'll make friends... or foes. probably friends, haha!

[mysteriouspokemonguy]

Ultra Beast rant. Go :)

hiii!!! context on what i say so I don't sound like i am spewing nonsense, I have actively worked with ultra beasts for years, its my main job!

todays rant is misinformation about ultra beasts and how to stay safe around them! people (mainly the Aether Foundation) don't wanna acknowledge it but Ultra Beasts are getting more common and have started appearing world wide, so its time to put real info out there!

Most people seem to assume that Ultra Beasts are mindless beings left in a rage destroying everything in sight when they enter our world but this is untrue! I think this was spread around (by the dreaded Aether Foundation) to make people too scared to approach them while authorities dealt with them but its unfortunately stuck around despite heavy studying and research to prove otherwise.

Ultra Beasts are dangerous, let me get that straight, if you're gonna approach one stranded in the wild you need to be READY if it attacks because they attack full force, however, its rather easy to approach them in a manner that keeps all parties calm and happy!

the golden rule is to never appear as a threat or scary to any ultra beast, that will almost always set them off.

Ultra Beasts are usually scared when they enter our world, they just got thrown out of their home and into a completely unfamiliar place. They have no idea if they're safe here or not and will be on high alert. if you encounter one, just relax and show you aren't scared or going to hurt them.

if they deem you as not a threat they won't really mind you, hell, some may even approach you out of curiosity, namely Blacephalon, Pheromosa, and Poipole do this. Also mentioning Blacephalon I wanna bring up that they don't actually eat your life force, its just your energy. So if a Blacephalon has fed off you recently, don't fret, just go take a nap and you'll be fine!

I do wanna mention that Guzzlord is a no approach UB, like, turn around and RUN if you ever see one. at the current moment, despite all our research, we barely know anything about these ultra beasts. they just eat and attack if bothered, and they don't care what they eat either. just call the authorities and get out of there, warn anyone nearby, and let it be dealt with.

I could honestly keep going on and on but this post would turn into an ESSAY

[mysteriouspokemonguy]

I am mysterious pokemon guy = ) talk to me about pokemon = )

rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc