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u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

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i miss when "don't normalize this" actually meant something. i miss when we would point out toxic thought patterns and note "you're romanticizing something tragic". i miss when you could actually call something antifeminist and you'd be taken seriously. what actually happened.

no, it isn't fucking normal we have teen girls saying "tee hee girl math girl dinner i'm just a girl." no it's not fucking romantic that your man lured you away from your hobbies and your career so you could raise his children and rely on his financial support. yes it's fucking antifeminist for you to say "i'll explain this mathematical concept so the girls can understand it". just because you put it in pink and make it wear a bow doesn't mean it's a safe little doll. it's still the same wolf.

you are being taught to casually accept gender essentialism and bigotry as the natural rule of order! you are being taught to self-admonish and self-control! you are not just being boiled! the water has practically evaporated! this is no longer a thought experiment, my love. this is a genuine problem.

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wannabee twitter already bending the knee to terfs

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how fun to receive rape and death threats from russian anons while there’s severe explosions outside

great reminder to donate to come back alive!

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Important

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You guys just don't know what it's like going to sleep not knowing if you'll get to even wake up. You guys don't know the levels of mental exhaustion to just survive and go on living and go to work.

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I know I have to write about the damages in my city (Kyiv) after tonight's (28.08.2025) air raid, but they're still recovering people from under the ruined apartment block. The number of dead people is rising with each hour, the recovering operation is expected to be held overnight. If I gave you a number, it could change in a minute.

I already saved several videos with witness interviews. One of them is a fucking kid. Telling about his kid friend, whose father died in their apartment when a missile crashed into the building. The kid and his mother and grandma hid in the basement, but it also caved in. While he, a small child, helped grandma and other elderly people climb out of the basement, a drone hit the neighboring building, physically shocking the kid and other people.

I'll translate and share more information when I feel less like pure shit. But please, reblog this too, because this story deserves being heard too.

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scrolled past the new chappell look too fast and thought it was rincewind

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Kyiv 💔

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Reminder: russia keeps attacking Ukraine every single day. After a brief pause they attacked Kyiv today, taking the lives of 12 people as of now (including three children) and injuring 48 more. The fires are still raging and the rescue operations are still underway, more casualties may be uncovered later.

russians never paused their attacks in other regions, and they keep occupying new villages. They crossed the border of Donetsk region, they are re-occupying or completely demolishing villages that were previously liberated by UAF in Kharkiv region. The attacks on civilian population in Kherson are also constant and will probably get even worse.

Despite all the media circus, the US made absolutely zero progress on "peace talks" all they did is legitimized and glazed a war criminal. It's humiliating that the biggest presense of Ukraine in foreign media right now is all of this instead of reporting on what's actually happening here. I want war to be over so badly. I want to know with 100% certainty that we'll never have to experience war again in our lifetime. But with current state of affairs this possiblity seems completely out of reach. The world will force us into "peace", give us "guarantees" with zero intention of honoring them and russia will attack us again in 3-5 years. Everyone will act surprized and the cycle will repeat. For some reason russia has endless amount of benefit of the doubt despite showing time and time again that they act in bad faith. Man, it's so tiring.

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Hello Calypso, 

Your specialization is enchantment magic, or magic that can influence the mind. Could you talk about what got you interested in this type of magic? 

Sincerely, a cerebral fan. 

I… er.. believe you may be mistaken about the identity of your recipient to this question….

Calypso and I, as well as the rest of the Larks, seem to be… in a bit of a predicament, at the moment. My apologies, this is Pearl you are speaking to, so I unfortunately cannot accurately respond to your query of Calypso’s interest in her specific field of magic. But what I can tell you that she is an excellent wizard and has expertly demonstrated her strength in battle, proving herself to be a valuable ally in combat! She is also quite the kindhearted person, and has patience that knows no bounds; her behavior in this current scenario (and with my previous outburst…) certainly shows it. She is an important asset to our team, and a wonderful friend.

Influencing the mind, though… how interesting…

(Bonus silly pic of Pearl because I didn’t have a thematic one on hand nor did I feel like drawing one lol🐟)

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D&D characters sitting.

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Dearest Team Of Vitaliers Who Were Sent To Secure The Astraea Group,

How did that go y’all? Did you have fun? Encounter any suspicious notes on your little excursion?

Sincerely,

No one in particular

Lead “investigator” of the Astraea case here (as if all the investigating wasn’t done by the higher ups and the wizards, I’m practically just glorified muscle), here to answer your questions in reverse order.

Yeah, there was a note, a pretty clever one too. The whole team wasted an hour before realizing that it was fake. 

So no, not a particularly fun excursion, personally. 

Suffice to to say that it did not go well, which is what bothers me. this should have been one of the cleanest operations I’ve ever been on. 

She was in the city earlier that day. There where no signs that she or her allies where leaving. She just so happens to leave the day we plan our operation of capture her? She might have known that she was being observed…. But that wouldn’t explain how she knew we where coming for her that day. Could just be a coincidence but it feels like there’s more to it than that…

There might be someone still the church who tipped her off. The question is who would have known about our operation, and would have any interest in keeping her free?

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Leiris how did you feel when Pearl said you resemble her dead mother (and that she may see you as one)? What are your thoughts on motherhood?

I did-not feel much of an-y-thing.

I know ve-ry little about Pea-rl’s people, but I can-not i-ma-gine that I share many phy-si-cal similarities with her mo-ther. 

I-am not sure why Pea-rl would pro-ject any such fee-ling of mo-ther-hood to-wards me. I can-not recall an-y-thing I-have done to act mo-ther-ly towards her. 

Then a-gain…. I under-stand that the way I-was raised was not ty-pic-al for most children. To say I have e-ver been a child would-be inaccurate. Per-haps I do-not know what it is like to be a mo-ther. 

Thought I can un-der-stand the joy of be-ing loved by one. So I su-ppose in that sense I can un-der-stand Pea-rl’s desires. 

(Non-speech gimmicked version under the cut)

I did not feel much of anything.

I know very little about Pearl’s people, but I cannot imagine that I share many physical similarities with her mother. 

I’m not sure why Pearl would project any such feel-ing of motherhood towards me. I can’t recall anything I’ve done to act motherly towards her. 

Then again…. I understand that the way I was raised was not typical for most children. To say I have ever been a child would be inaccurate. Perhaps I do not know what it is like to be a mother. 

Thought I can understand the joy of being loved by one. So I suppose in that sense I can understand Pearl’s desires. 

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The reason why Battat is Like That(TM) is because he got stolen from a D&D dice set and hasn't been used to make a convoluted scheme in a TTRPG in years

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Gentle reminder about Ukraine 🕊️

The war in Ukraine did NOT start in 2022, that was merely an escalation into a full-scale invasion. It began in 2014 when Russia annexed Crimea and their green little men invaded Donetsk and Luhansk in Eastern Ukraine (which they have been incapable of fully conquering to this day). The war has been ongoing for 11 years now.

The Baltic countries were practically SCREAMING a warning at everybody's faces about what was about to come, but Western leaders chose to do nothing about the situation during this time and instead continued to shake hands with Russia for economic reasons (e.g. Nord Stream 2). Apparently, the Baltics were "too paranoid".

Trump has boasted that he would end the war in 1 day, then in 50 days, etc. He was elected President of the United States of America from 2016-2020 (with the help of Russian influence), when the war was already ongoing. He had 4 years to do something. He didn't. (Except for licking Putin's boots during these 8 months in power starting from 2025.)

Trump has promised multiple times that he would harden sanctions against Russia if they don't stop bombing Ukraine. He hasn't. Russia is still bombing Ukraine. If anything, the pressure is always put on Ukraine and Russia always manages to get a free pass. Putin is stalling to keep the war going (in hopes that the West will get tired of supporting Ukraine and they are ultimately forced to surrender) and Trump is falling for it every single time. But we will not tire.

Trump rolled out the red carpet and welcomed the dictator (Putin) of the country that is solely responsible for committing these heinous war crimes with an applause. He attacked, threatened and accused the leader (Zelenskyy) of the country who is the victim in this war (in case it wasn't clear: Ukraine) that THEY are the ones "gambling with World War III". Disgusting.

Ukraine hasn't been able to win this war because WE aren't doing enough. By 'we' I mean Western Europe and the United States of America, who have NOT given Ukraine enough weapons and ammunition since day 1 that would give them the upper hand against Russia. In turn, Russia isn't losing this war because WE haven't put enough pressure on them that would force them to give up.

Germany is all weapons, but indecisive about handing them over to Ukraine. France is all talk, no weapons. At least half of America is OK with being in cahoots with Russia, saying that "we don't care about Ukraine" and withdrawing (or completely halting) military aid whenever they feel like it. Also, these countries have jumped at the opportunity to defend Israel's airspace (who is NOT a NATO member either and is now evidently committing genocide against the Palestinian people out of pure revenge by hiding behind the 'we are only defending ourselves' argument), but are afraid to close up Ukraine's airspace to defend their civilians and infrastructure. Western Europe and the United States of America are duplicitous cowards.

The leaders of Western European countries (I'm pointing a finger at.. let's say Germany, France, Italy and Spain) have chosen the welfare of their own people over aiding Ukraine. They have failed to communicate to their people why it is necessary to help Ukraine NOW, and instead, they are trying to ensure the support of their voters by maintaining a "normal everyday life" without raising taxes or spending more on defence or doing anything that would upset the electorate. This is a deliberate, political decision that is ultimately failing Ukraine. (Meanwhile, Estonia has become the country with the highest inflation in the European Union, the people's resentment towards the government and overall frustration grows day by day, but at least we understand WHY we must suffer and still do all of these things.)

President Joe Biden and the Democrats withheld Ukrainian aid for MONTHS prior to the elections in 2024 because they were scared of losing votes. They lost anyway. This was also a deliberate, political decision that cost Ukraine valuable time and countless lives.

When talking about ceasefire or a solution, Russia keeps referring to the fact that the root causes of this war must be eliminated in order for "peace" to prevail. One of the root causes being that the former Soviet Union member states in Eastern Europe should leave NATO and be united to the Russian Federation again. We NEVER wanted to join the Soviet Union during World War II, our region was divided into zones of interest by the secret Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact in 1939 and we were taken BY FORCE by the Russians. Russia has NEVER had to pay any reparations nor apologized for this occupation because they were seen as "the good guys who helped defeat Nazi Germany" by the West. We were forgotten for almost 50 years.

Russia will NOT stop in Ukraine if we let them win this war. Any Eastern European country could be their next target (including NATO members). The only thing they respond to is FORCE.

Eastern Europe (including Scandinavia, the Baltics and countries with a border running alongside Russia or Belarus) are the biggest supporters of Ukraine (both militarily and financially) because we KNOW what it is like to live under that oppressive regime and that this sh*t will come our way if we don't help Ukraine stop Russia right now.

Fuck Putin (& his Russia). Fuck Trump (& his America).

Happy (belated) Independence Day, Ukraine! 🇺🇦 🌻

(24th August 2025)

Here are some trustworthy charities working towards that goal in Estonia: 🇪🇪 (Likes are welcome, reblogs are helpful, donations are invaluable! 🫶)

NAFO 69th Sniffing Brigade

Official Estonian organizations:

Estonian Defence League

Estonian National Defence Promotion Foundation

Estonian Rescue Association

Estonian Food Bank

Estonian Red Cross

Estonian Refugee Council

Estonian NGOs:

NGO Mondo

NGO Vaba Ukraina

NGO Will For Victory

Universities supporting the studies of Ukrainian students in Estonia:

Tallinn University of Technology

University of Tartu