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cw: cringe ramblings

How am I supposed to live laugh love under these conditions when no one even knows (because I never talk about it) about my au where Sonic and Amy get married out of societal expectations/peer pressure and are both miserable and bring out the worst in each other living under the same roof.

And Shadow and Sonic had an encounter the night before the blue blur was to be married that made them realize they where in love but still married Amy because he already said he would and felt he couldn’t back out now. So Shadow fucks off to do missions for GUN as a way of coping and meets a very separated from canon Infinite and enters a relationship with him to try and move on, gets married, only for Infinite to slowly reveal how horrible he actually is.

And while all this is happening Amy, who pushed for a relationship with Sonic cuz she thought it would fulfill her, might be coming to the realization she actually likes girls.

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Yep... Sparring...

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Happy pride to my heterosexual dad who's an attention whore and loves to go to Palm Springs cuz he gets hit on by gay men there

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embroidery from peacockandpinecones my friends and I have been losing our minds over all morning.

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34 years and counting, happy birthday to blue hedgehogs that run fast!

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They’re fumbling each other

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Adventure

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Happy Saturday !

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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NEVER GIVE UP

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 1

[Poll 2, Poll 3]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]

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ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 

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Happy Pride Month folks!

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Does Jeff Fowler know this? Someone get him on the phone. I think it's a good offer.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BLUE GUMBALL HEDGEHOG 🎉🎉🎉

(Source: @/whisperwoIf on Twitter/X)

Edit: Actually, screw Sonic

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBOTNIK WOOOOOOOOOOOO 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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"Autism is a spectrum!" yeah and it looks like this