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Could you do the RFA with an MC that works as a airplane attendant? Only do it if you want! Thank you so much if you do! -hugs-

hOly ShIT A HUg tHAnKSo Ima just make this like they've never met before cause my creativity is dead af.

"The RFA with a/an(female) MC who works as a flight attendant."

~||Yoosung Kim||~-hOLy sHIt IS thIS BOi FlUSTEred-"What would you like to drink?" "Uh......." -About eight hours into the flight you come over and are all concerned about him eating or not-NERVouS-"I'M FiNe"-Voice crack-YOOSUNG=TOMATO-You end up sitting by him and having a talk instead -Other flight Attendant just looks at you guys and winks-THE HEAT IS UNBEARABLE -BLUSHING 24/7-You gave him your number and now he's hiding behind the napkin that you wrote it on-HE WANTS TO BE WITH YOU NOW AFTER HE LEFT

~||Hyun Ryu/Zen||~-Just wanted to go to the restroom -Just needed to wash his hands-BUT NO-You trip on his foot-OH GOD-he catches you and the awkward spreads -He's hearing shapes and you're seeing colors-w h y-WINK WONK-YOU RECOGNIZE HIM -SLOWLY TRY TO GET HIM TO SIGN YOUR n a p k i n-silence-you can smell the awkwardness-KISSES YOU ON THE GODAMN CHEEK AND MAKES A RUN FOR IT-YOUR ON AN AIRPLANE THERES NO WHERE TO GO-RIP Zen 2016-2017

~||Baehee Kang||~-THE C-HAIRS ARE GONE-SHES FREE-Just on a business prince to meet the oil prince and get out without marrying his bald son-Jumin on his phone contemplating shit about shit-She just wants a caffeine -She's starting to hear colors again-OH SHIT WADDUP IT MC-MC YO WADDUP-Jaehee isn't sure if she's dreaming-The colors are really getting to her-MC GOES TAP TAP TAP ON JAEHEES SHOULDER-Jaehees back on earth-"I'd like a coffee.....That's all...." -SHES A TOMATO-'HOLY SHIT THIS FLIGHT ATTENDANT IS SO CUTE HELP.' Thought Jaehee-Correction;Jaehee said that out loud-TOMATOS TIMES 2-Finally gives Jaehees her life source I mean coffee -Bye Bye said two peeps as plane landed-Awkward staring-Jaehee gets off the plane and theirs something new in her pocket-A C-HAIR?-ITS A PHONE NUMBER TO THAT  CUTE GIRL OH GOD JAEHEE YOUR SO SPECIAL-Jumin is also there as Jaehee fan girls to hell and back

~||Jumin Han||~-Money is used to be happiness -And cats-And airplanes-First class fuck you Zen-Just fell asleep when a really cute attendant asks if he wants anything-IWANTU COUGH w a t-Murmurs something-"HMM I DIDNT GET THAT" -"Just...Get me that....Please." He says pointing at the entire menu-AWKWARD NODDING-MC COMES BACK WITH TRAYS ON HER HEAD-hOlY SHiT iTs LIke THE OliVE GarDen STaFF doES-TRIPPS-Insert Juninho sprinting out of his chair and catching MC-LIGHTNING MCQUEEN FASTKACHOW-MC is the most tomato you will ever see help-Jumin puts her down trying to act decently cool-MC looks back at all the dead food-CRI-Why did you hurt me in this way-Awkward pats-"Oh god....I'm gonna get fired for this....."-MC-"I can pay for that with my money."-Jumin-JUMIN YOU CANT PAY FOR A JOB-WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU PAY WITH IRON BARS-Funfact! The Spartans used iron bars as currency! Kewl? No? Hah. Hah....

~||Saeyoung Choi||~-F00D-Twas a great day-Menu in hands-So many selections of Honey Buddha Chips....-Just raises hand and waits-"WAITRESS"-The fuck kid this is an airplane-Welcome to Delta airlines where all our food is equal to what you find in the back of Hardys-MC Comes LIGHTNING MCQUEEN FAST down the lane to get to him-'hOOLY SHIt she's hot.'-He just orders a drink-and flirts a bit-Trying-Puts back his headphones that totally were there before-Sick beats-"NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP NEVER GONNA LET U DOWNN"-I fucking swear...-Repeat steps 5 and 6-this time more food-Repeat steps five and six 8 more times-POOR MC IS A TIRED LITTLE BAB AND JUST COLLAPSES SINCE SHES THE ONLY ATTENDANT STILL AWAKE -Seven wtf-DEFENDER OF JUSTICE 707 TO THE RESCUE-Just-lifts the bab up and just holds her with him-probably singing the kazoo kid trap remix to her softly-S M O O T H M O V E-YOU WOKE HER UP YOU ASSHAT-The BAB has turned into a strawberry, I repeat the Bab has turned into a strawberry-Help-She just yawns and gets up again to go back to work or sleep over there. She gets up still embarrassed af -And than Seven just-He just grabs her and kisses her on her cheek and winks-SAEYOUNG WTF-probs slides in his number somewhere-CallMePlease

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Oh! I know you from Wattpad! Are requests for headcanons open? Or just requests in general? Alright than! Could you please do either a RFA members with a female MC who works on Broadway or(wait, do you also do NSFW? If not it's fine) maybe a RFA members with a female MC being caught having sex?

K FAM.  I accept NSFW requests for headcanons usually. It depends on the request and shit. I'll do the SFW one first since I'm a lazy ass and have zero creativity. I'm probably going to just write it down the way I think you mean if that's alright.

"The RFA with an/a (female) MC who is in a broadway show."

~||Yoosung Kim||~-SING FOR ME PLEASE-Goes to everyone of your shows-probably gets seven to scam people into going to your performance -Your probably Heather Macnamara from Heathers -Practices with you ALL THE TIME-GOOD LORD HE HASNT BEEN ON LOLOL FOR A DAY-"Your voice is so pretty MC!"-Always brings flowers for you at the end of the show :3

~||Hyun Ryu/Zen||~-hOLY sHiT -He KNOWS broadway like the back of his mind-So encouraging -"Let's try that again MC! How about I play the male part?" -It's probably one of his musicals that was on broadway that one time that you're in-Probably a reboot-He really isn't cool with the reboot thing but your in it so it's gotta be good-He gets so angry when you kiss the male lead -oH GOd -ANgeRy-"Let's rehearse the kissing seen, shall we?"

~||Jaehee Kang||~-Baehee is always their for you-Fuck work-Fuck Jumin-Fuck Elizabeth The 3rd-Probably just wants to make you feel like a princess-ELIIIIIIIZA-Probs Eliza from Hamilton-Jaehee knows you're perfect for the role-Gets suuuuper flustered when you sing around her-She just wants you to feel special

~||Jumin Han||~-FUCK WORK-HES SmiLiNg HElP-HUgS-Probably boasts to Zen that you're a better actress than him-BELLE FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST-"No wonder they picked you,you're the most beautiful girl in this entire world." -HoLy sHit IS He FLiRtinG-AbAnDOn SHip-Forces everyone he knows to come to your performances -EVERYONE-GEtS YoU A LimO AnD ALl THe GOod SHit-FLOWERS EVERYWHERE

~||Saeyoung Choi||~-FLiPs OUT-His BAe IS THe BOMb-SING FOR ME

-Might even sing along but it always goes from Sincerely Me to All Star or some Ninjago shit, I swear

-FUCK YOU VANDERWOOD IM GOING TO ALL THE MUSICALS TO HELP PREPARE HER FOR THIS ONCE IN A LIFE TIME MOMENT

-Forces you to watch Shrek Live over ten times

-Probably Zoe Murphy from Dear Evan Hansen-"One for time?-""N O."-LEGIT BROUGHT A FLOWER CART FOR YOU AFTER THE SHOW-Almost always cheering-"That's my girlfriend."-Boasting to everyone-Except that damn suspicious Latino drug dealers that runs a chili's down the street,my baby-S O M A N Y K I S S E S

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~Bad Cook~Jumin Han X Reader

   Let's talk cooking. Let's talk how bad (y/n) was at cooking. Let's talk about how she's probably related to ---. (Y/N) was a horrible cook. She sucks at it. Like, you wouldn't want to get near her when she's trying to cook. Keyword: Trying. It's actually very depressing. She once set fire to her kitchen when trying to make a salad. Now that is just plain out sad. So (y/n) decided to ask her all business 24/7 friend to help her cook. HA HA. Ha....Oh your not kidding. Jumin was a cooking genius. Like, you could give him a muffin, a tomato, and a date and he'd make something anyone would eat even if they had hated the three ingredients. So now (y/n) was standing in her crabby ass friend's kitchen. Jumin took a breath and looked at (Y/n). "Now, I'm gonna teach you how to cook. I'm only doing it because my dad taught me and you suck so much that you put cooking to shame." His voice sounded like he honestly didn't want to be in that room with her. She did NOT get the gist of cooking itself, though. So now, we have a pretty (hair color)haired girl and a Black haired male in a kitchen. What could go wrong? EVERYTHING COULD GO WRONG YOU HEAR ME. ALL OF IT. WE ARE ALL DEAD. CALL OUT JD BRING THE BOMBS. GET AARON BURR SO HE CAN DUEL ME AND SHOOT ME BEFORE I DIE IN THIS HORRIBLE INCIDENT THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. Ahem. Jumin watched as the female began to chop onions in front of him, half of the time missing and stabbing the innocent cutting board instead. "I'm going to cry ShinShin!" She whined as she cut the onions and tears sprung into her eyes. "I'm gonna make you cry if you don't stop calling me Cat Mom." She huffed before continuing to cut the onions. Once she had finished cutting the uneven onions, she went off and put a pot on the stove. A sigh escaped Jumin's lips. (Y/n) set the pot on the stove turning it to 1000 degrees.Jumin screeched and ran over shutting the stove off. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" He yelled at the female who became surprised at the sudden raise of his voice. She smiled innocently. "I was only cooking!" She says kindly. The male scowled and glared at her. (Y/n) sighed before heading back to the onions and setting a tomato there in its place. Jumin nodded as he continued to watch the female cut the tomato. That was until he heard a loud screech. (Y/n) had almost cut her ENTIRE FINGER OFF. Instead of her finger missing(thank god), there was a large cut the went down her entire finger. He muttered before grabbing her wrist and dragging her to the couch. "Put pressure on it, (Y/N)." Jumin huffed before getting up to get the bandages. Jumin soon came back with a large bandage and glared at her. He sat down on the couch beside her. "Sit on my lap." He huffed, his face turning a dark shade of crimson red. (Y/N) looked confused and tilted her head slightly to the right. "A-Are you serious?" She asks only to get a glare. "Just do it, alright..."Jumin muttered only to cause (y/n) to do so. Once she sat down on the taller male's lap, her face turned slightly pink. He grabs her hand and takes the bandage, slowly wrapping it around her finger, causing (y/n) to wince in pain as he did so. "Ow...." He soon finished and forced her to get up because it became too embarrassing for him. His face was so red, he was forced to cover it with his hands to prevent (y/n) from laughing even more than she already was. She looked up at his hair only to realize that his face almost matched the exact same color as a beet. Her face turned a dark shade of crimson berry red. She grinned and picked up the male's tomato red face and planted a small kiss on his lips. That caused Jumin face to become even redder if that was even possible. (y/n) laughed only to be taken by surprise when the male grabbed her by the collar and smashed his lips onto her own. Jumin broke away, his face still red and bit his lip. "sorry....." He mumbled silently under his breath. (Y/N) only smiled brightly and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "I love you too, Cat Mom!" She blurted out, smiling at him. Jumin smiled slightly before punching her lightly in the arm. "Don't call me Cat Mom." He stated firmly, causing (y/n) to laugh again. "Also why did I have to sit on your lap when you were putting on the bandage? Did it say something on the box about it?" And he smirked. And that was when she had started to regret her life choices. Jumin only laughed it off, with a now embarrassed (y/n) standing in front of him, shocked. The day ended up well and the two of you became somewhat of a cooking couple. Except you destroyed everything you touched.   //LOOK AT THAT I FINISHED