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I see yall liking my shitty little stew recipe you should join my hungergames writing contest/discord server<3

https://discord.gg/man3hKmYNT

Ok, I'm gonna teach all you bitches how to make the Hunger Games dried plum stew cuz no recipie on the internet is doing it right. It's a cury/Nigerian stew. It's served over rice. IT'S NOT LAMB SOUP. That being said, here's my recipe. Bone Apple Teeth Bitches.

Curry base:

- 1 spring onion

- 1 small yellow onion

- 1 elephant garlic clove

- 1 red pepper

- Seasoning??? (Salt, Pepper, other shit to make it yummy, follow your gut or look up good lamb seasonings)

- Olive oil (in the bottom of the pan)

- Agave vinegar (or balsalmic)

- Dried plums (like, at least 20???)

- Water

Other stuff:

- More veg to taste

- Chunk of lamb (shoulder works)

- More plumbs Possibly (dried/not dried, whatever)

- Spring onion to garnish?

Sauce Steps:

- Sautee the spring onion, yellow onion, pepper, garlic, until all soft and caramelized. Toss in the vinegar in this stage.

- Add a bottle of water and your plums to simmer. Do the plums little by little.

- Once everything is soft and the water has boiled out, let it cool, then blend it until 85% smooth.

- Boom. Curry sauce/Base.

Rest of Steps:

- Cut the lamb into roughly 2 inch chunks

- Season your lamb. I recommend using the same stuff you put in the sauce, but you can add whatever tastes/smells good.

- Sear the outside of your seasoned lamb chunks, throw them in a crock pot/slow cooking vessel with half of your curry base and some water. More water if you want to add veggies and eat it like a soupy stew, but that's wrong to serve over rice so fuck you

- Let it cook all day/night whatever, throw in a few more plums, spring onions, or whatever you need when it's almost done.

- Make rice. I like basmati. Wash your rice for protection from the angry mulan man, and season to taste. I'm bougie so I add truffle salt and herbs de providence.

- Put rice in a bowl, leave a little moat area in the rice. Put your lamb curry/stew thing in it.

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You know, of all the fandom discourse I was expecting to see on my dashboard for the month of August, "a kink meme whose content guidelines are so restrictive that a shot-for-shot remake of a sex scene which appears in its ostensible source material would be against the rules" genuinely wasn't on my bingo card.

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Can you draw William and Henry having a relaxing bath togheter 👉👈

maybe 😳 just two guys chilling in a hot tub ♪

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Happy fnaf day to all, take this (kinda old) art of da guy and his weird as fuck phone guy who also kinda sucks

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I wonder how the hell Henry and William would react to seeing +18 fanarts and/or fanfics of them

I think Henry may be curious whats going on - but not as curious as Will :3

Henry immediately regrets asking what Will has been up to

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The least chaotic family lore lol

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Party is over

old art

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so far, i still know who you are

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Father/son resemblance

Those pieces were very inspired by my friend @dasketcherz ‘s glammike art !!!

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fnaf au where you and me kiss

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BigShotification of Tenna

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⭐The Greatest Showman⭐

who fell on his butt

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stupid idiot cringe posting ^_^ haha cuz why does he ssay that gigles

ougrhhhh orghhfdjghblargggg blarrgg

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‘Morph’ style animation I did for class last semester. I like the non shaded version better, but I made both and wanted to share :>

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Peak Comedy