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Straight Friend: i want to experiment with my sexuality

Me:

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REBLOG if you're pan/bi/asexual

The holy trinity of non-existing sexes.

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Rick Riordan: hey look, Nico had a crush on Percy

Tumblr: *starts shipping Percico*

Rick Riordan: hey look, Nico is over Percy and Percy loves Annabeth

Tumblr: *is sad*

Rick Riordan: hey look, Jason and Nico are really close

Tumblr: *starts shipping Jasico*

Rick Riordan: Hey look, Jason and Piper are so in love

Tumblr: *is sad*

Rick Riordan: hey look, Leo and Nico are standing next to each-

Tumblr: *panics* *starts shipping valdangelo*

Rick Riordan: hey look, Leo really is in love with Calypso

Tumblr: *breaks down and starts to cry*

Rick Riordan: Oh no

Rick Riordan: Oh no

Rick Riordan: don't cry, my babies, I will make gay boy for Nico. here, this is Will Sol-

Tumblr: SOLANGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rick Riordan: ...

Rick Riordan: what have i done

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I love this headcanon that Will and Nico kiss in public and a random person comes up to them and scream to their face that they’re going to hell and Will laughs so hard while Nico just goes, ‘Well, duh.’

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Mom: My daughter loves reading! She always has her eyes on a story.

Me: -looks up from reading gay fanfics under my blanket-

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I think it’s always fun to remind the internet that Stephanie Meyer wanted Gerard Way to play Edward Cullen.

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“white people can’t danc-”

“white people can’t twer-”

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girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

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Could you possibly do “im not saying you cant be a stripper and that youre lying im just saying you act like too much of a ball of sunshine to be a stripper so i might need to see physical proof of this job” au with percabeth when you feel like it please... Have a good day!

A: “Percy, you would be a TERRIBLE stripper.” 

P: “Would not!” 

A: “Would too! You’d probably call your mom to apologize after giving a lap dance.” 

P: “That does not reflect at all on the quality of this hypothetical lap dance, though does it?!” 

A: “Fine, prove it. Prove that you could be a good stripper.” 

P: “Fine. Jason, gimme a beat!” 

*Jason looks around confused*: “What?” 

P to Annabeth: 

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if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

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Imagine your otp finally getting their own apartment but not having any furniture yet, but it doesn’t matter cause they just got their first apartment so they have to sleep on a thin mattress on the floor

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Octavian: Your panda bear’s stupid.

Percy: You’ve made a powerful enemy today.

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Real back to school essentials

• Headphones • 3 interesting facts about yourself • a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer

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if you’re taking exams in the next few weeks

WOOHOO YOU CAN DO IT. YOU GOT THIS. YOU’RE AN EXAM WARRIOR. STUDY HARD. GO ACE THOSE TESTS.

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Solangelo sketch boop boop

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Will's hair cannon

Percy: so you have a thing for blondes?

Nico: PER-

Will: I'm actually not blonde

Nico: you dye it?

Percy: unexpected

Will: No my hair was brown-*shows locks under hair, brownish*- but it got sun damaged overtime

Percy: what happened, Apollo sun kissed your head?

Will: Something like that...

Will: when I got claimed it, it did the tangled thing

Nico: you're still blonde Will

Will: shut up

Percy: flower gleam and glow man