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Missin friday frrrr. I had such a great time. Damien and Neil were so sweet. I do hope Damien comes back next year... A man can hope.

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I love Damiens version of ‘cursing’

SON OF A B!

SON OF A BEEEEEEEE!

SON OF THREE GEESE!

SON OF A BAAAABYYYYY!

SON OF A DIFFERENT SON!

SON OF A MARRIED COUPLE!

SON OF A GOOSE!

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Thisssssss. My Ted talk too cuz i also would like this lol

Just to establish a few things:

I am a proud member of the Clever Coop and a loyal smosh watcher. My favorites are:

Damien/Shayne/Courtney (in any combo)

Chanse/Angela

Arasha/Trevor

Any wholesome Clever Coop content/stream clips

I am NOT, however, interested in:

Thirsty Damien edits

Posts that refer to Damien as "Deem," "Dames," "Dee," etc.

Posts that are cruel to ANY members of the smosh cast (this is not smosh twitter)

Anything that goes too far into the wrong side of the parasocial line (calling any cast member your bf/gf, exploring family members' socials, being possessive about "your" favorite, etc.)

What kind of fan you are is none of my business. Celebrity/YouTuber crushes/ships/speculation is normal and fine (as long as it doesn't cross a line), but it's not for me. So if that's the entirety of your blog, please don't be offended if I don't follow you back.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk ❤️

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My SwordAF needlepoints (so far)

The plan is to frame these and gift them to Damien whenever he's at a nearby con

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"is that one of your ancient githyanki sayings?" "yes it's vlaakith's favorite song" karlach and lae'zel you will always be famous (x)

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a lil about me? idk

helloooo!!! i probably wont use this a lot but i thought it doesnt hurt to make an acc!!! im spike!!! i use he/him pronouns. i like smosh. im a part of clever coop. i do silly drawings which youll find here !! i might occasionally post on here but probably not a ton. i just be a silly guy who likes damien haas lol

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me with Neil newbon! Absolutely lovely person frrrrr!

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my silly pics I asked if I could take of Damien!!! Miss this so muchhh frrr

Damien posing with art by n0tthec0ffeemachine and smoshindo

Photo credit to n0tthec0ffeemachine

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Its meeeee with Damien!!!

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Bird Fact Boy™