name-pending-i-promise
name-pending-i-promise
anti-capitalussy
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22 they/them the albatross across your clavicle
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name-pending-i-promise · 5 days ago
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name-pending-i-promise · 6 days ago
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name-pending-i-promise · 9 days ago
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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont
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name-pending-i-promise · 9 days ago
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DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION
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name-pending-i-promise · 10 days ago
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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good
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name-pending-i-promise · 11 days ago
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i love pappy very much
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name-pending-i-promise · 11 days ago
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it's kinda difficult to talk about "cozy games" because that's an aesthetic and not a genre so its very broad, is it cozy to de clutter an apartment or go on a hike, is it cozy to be action packed or melodramatic or blithely unconfrontational, etc. but I think it's accurate to say that coziness is one of many shorthands that have been developed as an attempt to opt out of ideology, be about nothing. of course with a game made to evoke comfort comes a proclamation of what the author's society considers comfy
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name-pending-i-promise · 12 days ago
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please don’t compare gilear to wealwell…. one of them was punched in the head by a gorilla and died instantly. the other did the splits and used pure groin strength to save his brother and their strange new haunted friend
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name-pending-i-promise · 12 days ago
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In the 3rd adventuring party Brennan may have accidentally given huge lore about the south pole research base. He refers to it as an "antarctic base," which may suggest a (imo VITALLY important) realization about the world of cloudward ho:
There are no bears at the south pole
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name-pending-i-promise · 12 days ago
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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible
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name-pending-i-promise · 13 days ago
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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC
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name-pending-i-promise · 13 days ago
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can you just rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 2 im very busy today
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name-pending-i-promise · 13 days ago
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Indignant poster: "Oh so adults aren't allowed to watch cartoons?"
Wise poster: "Steven universe is the only thing that grows in my low-potassium soil. I pickle and eat him come winter."
Admiral Yi Sun Shin: "I have invented a new type of ship that will devestate the Japanese navy."
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name-pending-i-promise · 13 days ago
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[...] the Tomb I will serve till the end of my days 
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and then see me buried
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in two hundred graves.
ig: d.ill.usion
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name-pending-i-promise · 13 days ago
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recently my plug has offered free weed for:
bunch of ice
mw2 double xp tokens
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name-pending-i-promise · 13 days ago
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I have just acquired Gideon the ninth everyone cheer
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name-pending-i-promise · 14 days ago
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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.
And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."
And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.
And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.
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