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crime frankenstein, without a doubt. next question

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Is all of Harrow the Ninth in 2nd person?

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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He has no style he has no grace

This kong has a fuckable face

*loud scuffling noises for about a minute followed by a tomband jerry YOWCH*

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the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

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i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it

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and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

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this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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if she's your girl then how come she's hallucinating my 10,000-y.o. dripping wet corpse

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[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon

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I’ve read only EVIL homestuck, or as you peasants like to call it, regular homestuck

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