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"Ah, I could go for some soft-serve. Cherry Vanilla all the way boyo."

- Zane Flynt (After killing Daniel Traunt)

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aren’t you tired of being gender conforming? don’t you just want to be sexy?

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Same Cheryl same 😌

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I... i knew it. Zane hates Cilantro and likes balls.

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"Okay now mister "I'm gonna be an arse then demand free drinks", I- actually, I can't use that 'cause I do that. Also, I haven't a spot of gray on me scalp! Just a beautiful full head of blond hair! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off for a pint."

{|nanitesorsomeshite|}: "What's the matter, lad? You look more sour than a grape with a paper cut doused in lemon juice that's been forced to live with its mother-in-law for fifteen years. You want to talk?"

“If that’s your overly complicated way of saying I look like shit good observation, looks like the old man can see.” 

“Why would I want to talk about whats bothering me with a guy like you?” 

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Hailie: Murder is like potato chips. You can’t stop with just one.

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"Thought I'd try to be a nice fella on my own volition for once, but it went just as well as I thought it would. What, a man isn't allowed to say "hey, are ye okay?" these days? Yeesh, I feel old."

{|nanitesorsomeshite|}: "What's the matter, lad? You look more sour than a grape with a paper cut doused in lemon juice that's been forced to live with its mother-in-law for fifteen years. You want to talk?"

“If that’s your overly complicated way of saying I look like shit good observation, looks like the old man can see.” 

“Why would I want to talk about whats bothering me with a guy like you?” 

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"Okay, yeesh! What crawled up your bum and bit ye?! If you don't want to talk then that's alright too! I'll just be heading out on me own merry way. Without you."

{|nanitesorsomeshite|}: "What's the matter, lad? You look more sour than a grape with a paper cut doused in lemon juice that's been forced to live with its mother-in-law for fifteen years. You want to talk?"

“If that’s your overly complicated way of saying I look like shit good observation, looks like the old man can see.” 

“Why would I want to talk about whats bothering me with a guy like you?” 

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good shit zane has said in the dlc so far:

“i just remembered one of me many spouses lives nearby and i want to try and get my guitar back.”

in response to if anything scares him: “oh, sure.  birds.  any kind.  big, small.  live, cooked.  doesn’t matter.  can’t even eat a chicken nugget.”

“you know, last queen i ran into was running a cult. that isn’t what this is right? a fish cult?”

in response to being yelled at: “whoa there now! don’t gotta be coming at me like that!”

“headin’ to that cursed mountain! sounds like a good time.”

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I am: a dumbass

Interested in: another dumbass

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Zane...why? XD

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spoilers maybe probably

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Audrey is Axel’s big sister- by age, not height.

Axel, well... He doesn’t say much these days.

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potato chips are for wimps and punks

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My brain hurts... in the past, I crack-shipped Vallory with Captain Flynt, yet here we are now with August looking like Zane... hhaaaaaa

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It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this