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It has been done

this art is truly an inspiration

hello ufolliegy tumblr dot com can i PLEASE make the image of newport my profile picture on steam (feel free to say no :))

absolutely my guy. go crazy go nuts.

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hes honest and thats all that matters

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are we just gonna ignore the fallen evanescence album cover on jermas dumptruck

this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ

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This isn't the first case of Penn and Teller having a batshit insane game. My case in point; Desert bus. A game where you (a bus driver) drives (a bus) from Tuscon to Las Vegas which is typically an 8 hour drive. the game-play consists of you driving a bus and doing nothing else no dialogue no nothing FOR THE FULL 8 FUCKING HOURS YOU JUST STARE AT A FUCKING STEERING WHEEL FOR 8 FUCKING HOURS AND PENN AND TELLER SIGNED OFF ON THIS SHIT

YOU STARE AT THIS fFOR 8 FUCKING HOURS FOR NOTHING AND IF YOU LEAVE YOUR CONTROLLER THE BUS FUCKING SWERVES INTO A DITCH AND GETS TOWED BACK TO THE VERY BEGINNING NO MATTER HOW FAR IT IS

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

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Throwback to the time that I took my friend to his first hardcore show and a someone in a full fur-suit showed up and accidentally full force decked him in the face mid set

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every once and a while me and my friends just go out and do some like REALLY stupid shit that we probably shouldn't be

most recently me and my friend alex crawled down a concrete wall like fucking lizards and went walking down some big ass tunnel we found for an hour and proceeded to play 80s music really loudly

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I'm still not over the time the big zucc had a fucking bottle of sweet baby rays bbq sauce on his bookshelf because like

what the fuck purpose does this server

like at what point in time are you going to be sitting in your living room or whatever the fuck this is and think to yourself "I NEED SWEET BABY RAYS(tm) BARBECUE SAUCE RIGHT NOW (tm)" and then reach over your shoulder and fucking extendo grab the bottle next to the books

and secondly why is it PLACED like its a BOOK.

this man is a fucking enigma i do not understand him

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Conversation between me (17) and my parents friends child (who is in the 6th grade)

6th grader: "DUDE I GOT RIZZED UP BY THIS 16 YEAR OLD"

Me: "You did not"

6th grader: "BRO ON FORTNITE RIZZ I DID BRO"

I think our society is doomed

what the fuck does that even mean

what the FUCK does that even MEAN

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The return of napster

hello one loyal follower who is my best friend, I hath returned with more tales of mystical popcorn maker.

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Conversation with the average person who says someone else looks like me:

Situation 1:

average person: Hey Abe you kinda look like this guy!

Me: Oh, can I see a picture?

average person: *pulls up a picture of a man who looks nothing like me, but, he has long curly hair (Like me)*

situation 2:

average person: Hey Abe you kind of look like Bruno from that one Encanto movie!

(The problem here being that he looks exactly fucking like me and people wont stop bringing it up, this movie has ruined my life)

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Yo guys, do you wanna go engage in a night of some heavy debauchery 

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It is 12pm and my family is asleep i am laughing concerningly hard at fucking 7 kromer post since my dumb fucking monkey brain cant function without thinking everything is funny

I'm going to 1997 Kromer, y'all want anything?

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Why the fuck is nobody talking about how the official Breaking Bad account follows fucking Dril on twitter

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look at him go

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Eyyyy Throwback to the time me and another patient threw all 6 of the bibles that were in the mental health hospital we were at in the garbage

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I swear every night I’m like “Yeah, 3 hours of sleep is fineee” then I wake up and I want to set the earth on fire