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Wife and I just finished The Penguin and while are both losing it with Cristin Milioti as Sofia Falcone my brain is just going brrrr with making Sofia Falcone and Lena Luthor interact in SOME WAY I just need to combine that energy

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"this is DEFINITELY written by AI, I can tell because it uses the writing quirks that AI uses (because it was trained on real people who write with those quirks)"

c'mon dudes we have got to do better than this

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"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at

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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope.

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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

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I feel like when I die it's going to be from my sheer idiocy stubbornness of thinking "maybe THIS TIME I won't be allergic to shrimp" one too many times.

I'm from a tropical country. I shouldn't be allergic to shrimp AND THE FUCKING SUN.

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What I was supposed to be doing for two hours: proof read shit for work

What I actually did for two hours: concocted an amazingly competitive, highly detailed, nail-bitingly angsty fake Formula 1 season for an AU, including a 20 race calendar, 20 drivers, 10 teams, standings for both championsships, grid positions, lap times, DNFs, and even silly season shenanigans

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We need a WHAT now

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In other news: LinkedIn is a cesspool and every second I am forced to be on it for my job feels like a year taken off my life

"If you're not using AI every day at your job, you are falling behind professionally."

I'm sorry, Steve, learn to save to PDF first and then come talk to me about how your AI insights are just sooo life-changing and how your AI procurement tool is just the best fucking thing since sliced bread.

I'm tired

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"If you're not using AI every day at your job, you are falling behind professionally."

I'm sorry, Steve, learn to save to PDF first and then come talk to me about how your AI insights are just sooo life-changing and how your AI procurement tool is just the best fucking thing since sliced bread.

I'm tired

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please promise me fandom won't disappear entirely into discord servers, i'm too old and employed for that

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Me, delusional: surely going back to piano after approximately a decade won't be THAT hard. It'll be like riding a bicycle.

It was not, in fact, like riding a bicycle

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11 pages of my homewrecker stardew comic x

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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

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Lol how gorgeously apropos 🤣

Tagging @drummergirl72713, @intheinkpot, and @wooden-turtle

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

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i’m going to hold your hands when i say this and i am only going to be kind about it once: ai does not belong in fandom spaces, ever. not in writing, not in art, not in video, not at all. it does not matter how bad you want to see your favourite characters kiss, or how much you need a bit of help finishing a chapter, or whatever.

make friends with artists. commission somebody. learn to draw yourself. ask for a beta read. try a writing partnership. fandom spaces are communities, so engage with them! it is about the journey and the fact that we all love something enough to create and build together about that thing.

spending 30 seconds to kill a tree and get an AI to push out some soulless empty piece of “content” is antithetical to the entire point of being engaged with fandom, and if you’ve taken to doing this you should really reconsider if you belong in these spaces with the rest of us.

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