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kakashi really heard “my name is sasuke uchiha. I hate a lot of things and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone” and said

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Inspired by this post on twitter:

Deidara's current and old art for example:

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The Temptation of Saint Anthony, 1897, Lovis Corinth

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Happy Chuunin Exam day

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guhhh I need to post smthhh

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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

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Naruto isn’t a phase, it’s a cyclic hyperfixation. I’m free for a few months or more and just when I’ve almost forgotten it, bam it’s back, much like seasonal depression

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happy pride month everyone

insta/ko-fi

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Love that part of naruto lore is the Uchiha are like that because they love so deeply and passionately it makes them insane

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As a kinnie and a simp you have no idea what this cosplay is doing to my ego

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New official Deidara art from Naruto Mobile game

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yes lord orochimaru you are serving cunt in your pajama shirt that says “don’t talk to me before i’ve had my morning abortion”. can i eat breakfast now

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Love these!

The akatsuki are all still 100% either active terrorists, war criminals or famous serial killers

Except Kisame whose a marine biologist and famous tiktoker who advocates for shark preservation

Deidara was an up and coming sculptor until he got a really scathing critique from a popular art critic. He then proceeded to plant bombs in serval of his sculptures. Blowing up a few galleries, the home of the critic, and few other places for the hell of it. During his trial it was revealed he had a long history of violence and attempted arson growing up.

Sasori is a famous modern serial killer who was found with 10 dead bodies in his home that he had mutilated and turned into “puppets”. He admitted to killing at least 100 people in addition to the 10 he was caught with. He tried to plea insanity. He has an active group of fan girls on Twitter and a Netflix special that tries to justify his murders on account of his parents tragic death and “abusive” grandmother.

Itachi joined the military right out of highschool as a middle finger to his dad that wanted him to pursue a career in law enforcement. After commiting several war crimes he deserted and is still missing to this day.

Hidan is a known cultist and serial killer. He was never caught, just sort of disappeared. There are a lot of crazy theories about what happened to him.

Kakuzu is an old veteran in hospice. He had a long military career and tells the nurses crazy stories about being a mercenary and bounty hunter. They just think he has dementia.

Nageto is an active terrorist. He’s only known to the public as PAIN, an alias he uses on social media to incite violence and push his agenda. He’s constantly having to make new accounts, so far he’s gone through six.

Konan is an alternative model and influencer who’s been the victim of several call outs and attempts to cancel her for retweeting a few of PAIN’s tweets. There’s an investigation going on about her possible involvement.

Zetsu’s an urban legend about a carnivorous plant person based an a string of mysterious disappearances where a few victims turned up with bites taken out of them.

Obioto is a reddit guy, he’s Kakashis childhood friend that joined the military with him but was discharged after he was injured in a building the got bombed. He also runs an anti military podcast that calls out kakashi’s.

modern au sasuke would drop out of highschool and hoard guns but modern au sakura would have a PhD at 22 and also hoard guns. modern au naruto is normal and works at a ramen shop. hes going to community college and he gives the dumbest most godawful opinions in class

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Deidara is so teenage girl coded. He likes art. He wears crop tops. He uses filler words. He has a lot of hair and doesn’t know how to style it. He wants to blow shit up