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i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot
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I would be 100% okay with Goose eating Thanos within the first 5 minutes of Endgame, just saying
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Your absolutely right, and I have another thing for you! When my Dad died, the school contacted my aunt telling her I could take one week off.
ONE FUCKING WEEK!
So, without wanting to cause a commotion or get me expelled (they said I would be expelled if I took anymore time off), I went back to school, and what did I get but ALL FUCKING F’s! Apparently they don’t let you miss school without having to catch up on school work for the week you missed due to A GUARDIAN’S DEATH! SO NOW, I AM STRESSED, I HAVE PTSD, I HAVE G.A.D AND DEPRESSION AND MY SCHOOL DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT!
Fuck the Public Education system
ill never forgive the public education system
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CAN WE GET THEM OUT OF THIS HOUSE PLEASE!?
FUCKING DONATE
donation post submitted to us
please help
Hi my names erin and i’m currently living in a home with a verbally abusive mother and stepdad. Living with my dad isn’t an option because he has been physically violent towards me on several occasions. I’m currently in eating disorder recovery, but my mother has cut off all of my food because I “don’t deserve to eat.” Shes also taken all of my money out of my bank account so i have nothing. If anyone could venmo me anything at all it would be such a big help. I’ve been to the police on numerous occasions and nothings been done. Please help me get enough money to eat for the first time in 3 days.
venmo: @Erin-Kuntz-2
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IS ANYONE ELSE FUCKING SHITTING THEIR PANTS????????
@spideys-quackson I KNOW YOU ARE!
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In that case, Im fucking CRUSHING IT!
blog goals: making someone feel a little less sad
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May I add to your TED talk? That was Freddie next you actually telling you to get your shit together.
Thanks for letting me add.
So
Hiii
Today i had possibly the worst panic attack I have ever had (and in front of my crush as well)
Why am I sharing this?
Mainly because as I was feeling like I was gonna faint, I heard Freddie’s voice in my mind, telling me to ‘Get your shit together, darling!’
That helped
A lot
Okay that’s it thanks for coming to my TED talk
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miles morales: the truth is,, anyone can wear the mask — Anyone can be spiderman
me, shovelling popcorn into my mouth with tears in my eyes:
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I WANT THIS! I SHALL ASK!

I MADE A SPACE CAT
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THANK YOU FOR COMING TO OUR TED TALK!
how to fucking flag pedophiles
call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE
THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!
so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)
1. click “flag this blog”
2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”
3. click “someone is at risk of harm”
4. click “harm to minors”
5. type “pedophile” in the box
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Steven Greenberg, “Wrestling with God and Men” - Author’s conversation with Rabbi Eliashiv in Jerusalem
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Please, speak slowly to me. I’ve got one (1) braincell and it’s doing their best.
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*Disgusting ugly sobs*
i’ve just finished mercury & me and the last chapters are really sad so here’s a collection of my favorite moments to cheer myself up:
“freddie delighted in running around as a tourist, snapping photographs of everything in sight. but he wasn’t very practical with a camera. in fact he had no idea what he was doing and was hilarious to watch.”
for his 39th birthday freddie threw a black & white dress-up party and brian may came as a witch
once david bowie was drying his hair in front of an electric fan and freddie told him it was about the only fan he had
freddie & jim would give each other roses almost every year for valentines day
the very first time freddie came over to hit on jim jim told him to fuck off. freddie did.
whenever jim was sick freddie would fuss around him like a “jewish mother” and run around like a “mother hen” trying to make him feel better
jim started working as the gardner at garden lodge at some point and the first thing freddie did when he got up in the mornings would be to go over to the window to watch him and call out ‘cooee!’
freddie always needed jim to reassure him that he loved him
one they had a row that put freddie in enough of a mood to call jim a bloody irish witch
freddie loved baths and always overdid it on the bubbles
once they couldn’t find goliath and freddie became so upset that the cat was missing that he hurled a beautiful japanese hibachi through the window of the guest bedroom
they previously spent days in japan searching for that specific hibachi
when goliath was finally found freddie cuddled him for five minutes “then, like a mother, freddie scolded the cat, shouting and screaming at tiny goliath for leaving garden lodge. the dark ball of fur just sat there, listening calmly to freddie’s outburst and purring loudly.”
freddie had one (1) driving lesson in his life. he got into the car, stalled the engine, got out and declared “i can’t be bothered with this”
once freddie gave jim a fancy silver magnifying glass because he wanted him “to be able to see the bugs” that were infesting the plants at garden lodge
jim thought freddie & roger were clearly soulmates
there was another time that goliath disappeared but they eventually found him asleep in a sink and freddie thought it was so cute that he screamed
freddie would visit his parents every thursday and his mum would often pack him a lunch box with biscuits
once, before they had guests over for lunch, jim was weeding the garden and freddie thought it looked fun so he wanted to help. when the guests started arriving freddie would commandeer them, one by one, to join them and by the time lunch was ready everyone was on all fours weeding the garden
freddie & michael jackson had worked on a rap number that was never finished
freddie had a rolls royce that was barely used, jim would only drive it out of the garage to play with his model trains (jim beach loved his model trains)
jim made furniture for freddie and freddie would always proudly show it off to visitors telling them “my husband made this for me”
whenever they got fish & chips freddie would insists they get an extra six fish (one for each of the cats) and it was jim’s job to take off all the batter and check for bones so none of them would choke
freddie would joke about wanting to form a band with rod stewart and elton john called Teeth, Nose and Hair.
freddie was quite dramatic and sometimes would tell jim to move out when they were arguing. once it got so far that jim even got an apartment but right before he moved freddie told him he didn’t want him to move and it turned out he didn’t even remember how the argument had started
when jim asked freddie why, out of all people, he was with him, freddie told him “you fought me. you won me.”
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I was just scrolling thru and I got MAJOR soft boyfriend vibes









David Castañeda photographed by Marissa Mooney for TheWrap
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tua/the hargreeves as club penguin memes
Reginald:

Luther:

Diego:

Also Diego, probably:

Allison:

Klaus:

Five:
Ben:

Vanya:

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