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it’s actually based on like, if people buy a horse they look at the teeth to make sure they’re good, but if it’s a gift then like.....don’t look at the teeth cause its a free horse
but the trojan horse idea is hilarious fhagshs
I read somewhere that “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth” is inspired by the Trojan horse (probably not true) but if that were the case that is tERRIBLE advice because if you don’t look that gift horse in its mouth, Greeks will invade your country, slaughtering your men and enslaving your women, and that doesn’t sound like a real fun time to me tbh
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That's it. I'm about to die of laughter and the reason why i have troubles breathing at the moment is called blunthead tree snake. Look at him. Just look at this unbelievable joke of a reptile world!

Look at those eyes. I swear, that noodle has eyes bigger than combined size of brains of it's whole family. Eyes.
Eyes!


EYES!!!
But that's not all. The whole thing looks like one of those 80's cartoons where Tom got squeezed through sewer or pasta maker and became a wiggly shoelace. I mean.. damn


Snek

You o'rite?
Hey mate


I have some live mice pinkies if you are hungry

I'm laughing so much!!! 😂🤣🤣 Honestly, this is what the ultimate winner of Snake game looks like irl. This is some serious pootoo/chicken from Moana energy right here!!!
He LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
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hey if u support trump at all u should block me 👍
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hey come join if u like hq bc this place is awesome
This story takes place 6 years after the events of season 3 of the Haikyuu anime. Some of the characters are still in college. Some have graduated and moved on with their lives. Some have chosen to further their education and continue on to a graduate program. Whatever the characters chose, you are free to decide! We can’t wait to see what you come up with!
Hello! We are a 20+ discord-based Haikyuu rp server, looking for new members! Feel free to stop by, check us out, and join! We look forward to having you!
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holy SHIT just got throwed back so fuckin hard
i know there’s 9 hours left but i think we can call this one
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lmao i love how this is on vaporwave blogs its fuckin lord of the rings
hologram plaza
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real talk here for a second: this
i started interneting (beyond like, Neopets) when I was 12-13 and I wish I hadn’t. it fucked me up for a long time and i got in some awful situations bc of it directly related to my age. Tumblr is fuckin awful and youre not mature, its not physically possible for your brain to be mature, so
please just gooooo do something elseeee and protect yourself, bc that’s what it is
self protection
if you're 13 or younger can you 1. unfollow me 2. delete your Tumblr and go do something else like hone a craft or read or bike or something or even just watch avatar the last Airbender I don't want you people on this terrible website
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fancy hats










Cuban Land Snails-Blaesospira echinus
Blaesospira is a genus of land snails with an operculum, terrestrial gastropod mollusks in the family Pomatiidae. This is a land snail species endemic to Cuba.
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aight we don’t hobbyshame here so does anyone know any good 18+ but sfw furry discord servers? i wanna discuss character design and other stupid furry shit
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there are five frogs staring at me right now
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