nastylillad

[nastylillad]

oomfie ur balls are lookin heavy do u need help carrying them??

[nastylillad]

i have to admit something..

you made Metal AU Eddie so attractive. like he is so fucking hot. i want no i NEED that fat man.

i need to fuck that man. i need him shaking and crying and pumping out loads. i love him. please just one shot, just one chance im begging—

i mean…..so far in the au he IS single….but he also doesnt do much out of work LMAO

also because im feelin silly ill let u kno hes an emotional top but he will bottom if hes feelin it enough.

also hes 37. and he enjoys baking and knitting. and horse riding. and he calls his mama every night (his dad wont talk to him). hes probably depressed but he wont admit it. borderline alcoholic. emotional drunk. lightweight.

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would you do something nsfw from Mob AU or nah? I was thinking of Mob Howdy and your Mob oc or dunno. It's okay if you don't want to do that <3

tbhtbhtbhtbh i WANT to but…itd never work between them JHSDBVJHE mob nina is so down bad for mob howdy but…she knows hes just empty. he may let her hit (idk the logistics of wally lettin howdy fuck the others, but im pret sure he does cuz barnaby??) and its just because nina wants it. she thinks maybe if she shows him how good of a wife she could be that hed change, but she knows deep down itll never happen…

she plays this “psh i only fuck u to get off” character while howdys around but once shes alone…the tears come FLOODING oouuggh i love a classic unrequited love OUUGGHH

btw they probs fuck nasty, nina is a sorta assassin type with her venom so she frequently plays the damsel/mistress/fatale, but with howdys size the venom only goes so far….really makes the blood start pumpin ifywim wink wink. probably helps since goorfy said howdy cant…nut (lmao no nut forever amirite)

if i make metal au where theyre so stupidly perfect and in love that they probably have a s***cide pact then i HAVE to make the mob au so unrequited that their hearts shattered EONS ago.

oh and playboy au is just pure hate fucking and nothing else LMAO

[nastylillad]

is the tumblr playfellowxxx community dead yet

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Love how you can't imagine fucking Barnaby but you LOVE to imagine fucking Howdy even though he is also an animal LMAO

its DIFFERENT i cant explain it but i am slowly getting into the idea that mayhaps nina and barnaby may have had a few platonic romps before howdy got into the picture

MAYBE MAYBE IDK ITS CUZ SHES LIKE ACTUALLY LITERALLY ME JDHCNIHCBED

also trans howdy getting pegged jumpscare

[nastylillad]

its like a 6——9 due to size diff

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bro doesn't see the appeal in Barnaby

mods, run their pockets dry and shank em/hj

IM SORRY HES JUST LIKE A DOG AND THAT WEIRDS ME OUT USHDBCUEHBDCNJISKDNJ

ironic tho cuz im not weirded out by furry porn but for some reason i just cant imagine fuckin barnaby. make him human and then wowy zowy humina humina thats a whole lotta man. but as a puppet dog?? idk its like fucking brian griffin… ill still indulge u guys every now and again with barns tho hehe

[nastylillad]

for your like

Bunny

Stripper

Playboy au

Do you have a design for Barnaby? Even as a joke?

Cuz I'm giggling at the idea of him in stripper heels and a bunny suit I'm sorry

heres the “joke” fit for him and eddie (old)

this is pre the redesigns btw(i posted this a while ago)!! im kinda hooked on the new metal au i got so the playboy au has unforch had to take a step back esp since i can post metal au on normal account too

[nastylillad]

Where is our sexy caterpillar or dog or spider[?], Mother, we crave it

heres as much as i can show u of howdy gettin HEAD by u kno who winky face

[nastylillad]

i have molly julie brainrot rn sorry to the one anon asking for nina howdy or barnaby i will draw more soon because ovulation time babey

ps this was already flagged once </3

[nastylillad]

really don’t mind you not doing requests, you’re art is really good and you shouldn’t feel pressured into drawing what others want

i personally just like screaming into a void about how much i want to absolutely destroy barnaby (with consent)

thank u down bad barnaby enjoyer heres some not barnaby to enjoy because i am a howdy enjoyer yes we shake hands exchange a knowing glance and go about our day

with nina below

[nastylillad]

God, the things I would do to Barnaby.

Pin him against the wall and fuck him like the bitch he is (with consent obviously)

He has been a snarky brat for too long and needs to be put in his place (lovingly and sexily)

[nastylillad]

pov eddies the smart one and howdys the oblivious idiot (jk theyre both oblivious and stupid)

doodles of the photos bellooowww

these are relatively tame tbh tbh there was more raunchy stuff in there. she regularly sends him poems, letters, photos, used panties, locks of her hair, various bones from unknown sources, and cute flowers shes dried. although living above the record store, his mail and the stores mail always gets mixed up…eddies seen some things….accidentally inhaled some aphrodisiac perfumes she dosed her letters with. that was an awkward conversation the next day

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this is the third time im trying to post this

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drops my metal howdy and runs

yknow what u get the refs too (ninas missing a set of arms i didnt finish it OK)

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I was honestly expecting Nina to be the manger lmao

wym of course she is. i mean….shes also a slut but u can be a slut AND get shit done

[nastylillad]

You GOTTA draw somthing based off of the Barnaby in rut fic from the Welcome Hoe book on ao3

that and the two for one in the same thingy….that one still lives rent free in my head molly would have a fantastic evening with those two…..