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conradricamora: #mondaymotivation 🥊

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Hey loves!

I know I’ve been crazy absent for a while now and I don’t wanna keep extending my hiatus. Life hasn’t eased up on my mental health and it feels like just an added stress of me letting down writing partners by keeping y’all in limbo for months when my muse refuses to write. Know that I will continue to stalk everyone and I hope to return as soon as humanly possible. I love and miss you all so very much. Please keep in touch and I hope to see everyone soon.

SB

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conradricamora: #theresident is all new tonight! Watch and y’all can meet Jake’s husband Gregg! @christopherjhanke is such a sweetheart!

Fun fact: I used to work at a restaurant in NYC called “GOOD” that Christopher was a regular at!

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May 23, 2020

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Recipe: Rustic Bumbleberry Galette

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kadavernagh​:

[pm] There is no disturbing them; they are dead. And they aren’t human cadavers, so it’s acceptable for you to relocate them. That is something to keep in mind for next time.

I’ll be over soon. 

[pm] next time??

Okay! I’ll uh...see you soon!

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athenaquinn​:

[pm] Why are you getting sentient bread anyhow? Also… what, exactly, is sentient bread?

[pm] I don’t know!! Ask your brother, I accidentally served him some and they attacked us. I don’t really want to repeat the incident, but these packages keep showing up!!

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kadavernagh​:

[pm] You are welcome. 

At all? Well, we should relocate them to your yard. You will be able to enjoy them every time you appreciate your garden.

[pm] you have a weird way of thanking people

No, I uh...didn’t want to disturb them without a plan. Yes, I think that’d be best! maybe the back yard- no i don’t want to offend you

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kadavernagh​:

[pm] I don’t see how it can be “messed up”. Simply place the beetles on the carcasses, and they will do the work. But regardless, I can do that for you. Where are you keeping the deer? 

[pm] i just don’t want to do it oh my god I appreciate the help! Also I don’t wanna loose any of them if I can return them to you...

Oh uh...i haven’t moved them. i was afraid.

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kadavernagh​:

[pm] Would you like to borrow some of my beetles?

[pm] Beetles? For wh- oh. oh god Um...would you actually mind doing it for me? I don’t...wanna mess it up!

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kadavernagh​:

[pm] I wanted to thank y I appreciated all of the food you baked for people I care about. You deserved something for that. The buck’s skull should clean up nicely. And it has full antlers.

[pm] so send me a tip not two DEER CORPSES Oh- yeah! It does have pretty huge antlers! I’m uh...not entirely sure how to clean it? oh god i have to keep these things don’t i

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@athenaquinn

[pm] [deleted: I can stab the bread if you want :)] [deleted: Wait no] That's rude. Also you're not lonely!

[pm] It is rude! And terrifying! I’m literally afraid to turn around in case it’s just....there.

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@surmamort

[pm] You wouldn't have been able to anyways. :/ How are you feeling?

[pm] I wouldn’t have? I mean...probably not...I was so mad...that wasn’t me I swear! I’m so sorry...

I’m okay...as okay as I can be. How are you? You didn’t get stung too much, right?

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@3starsquinn​​

[pm] First of all, this is rude. Second of all, sentient bread??? Like- SENTIENT bread????

[pm] Given my track record with these other bread deliveries...I’m guessing it means it.

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CONGRATULATIONS. It is time for MORE SENTIENT BREAD. Please enjoy this FAITHFUL FOCACCIA. Once it SEES you, it will stay with you always. When you TURN AROUND, the FAITHFUL FOCACCIA will be there. Waiting. You will likely still be LONELY. You are a SAD, LONELY MAN. CONGRATULATIONS.

N-no thank you! Unsubscribe! 

i’m not sad or lonely

i have friends

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Liza Weil and Conrad Ricamora behind the scenes of How to Get Away with Murder

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OOC

Going on a little official hiatus while I work on some brain stuff (nothing scary, just therapy and self care)

Back soon :-)

no one die