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natesthelaw · 3 months ago

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Everett JUST realized he has downturned eyes. He just learned this about himself.

#I love my friends.

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natesthelaw · 3 months ago

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God.

@natesthelaw hiiii, im one of everett's friends ;) took his phone :D is this your friend lmao :3

#Just tell me if I need to call Jeremy.

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natesthelaw · 3 months ago

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It is FAR too early in the evening for Everett to already be drunk texting me

#At this point #If he keeps his id and pants on all night it's a success in my book.#Godspeed to his roomates.

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natesthelaw · 3 months ago

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I cant believe this bastard invented time travel to argue with children who DIDN'T EXIST when we were in high school.

#Everett Daniel Gray.#When I get you.

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natesthelaw · 3 months ago

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Because it is the responsible choice to make.

Why did I decide to do this again?

#You do need an education.

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natesthelaw · 4 months ago

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You graduated?? but Everett's still in college?? did bro get held back 💀

Graduated high school. Regretfully, higher education did not equate to higher brain function on his part.

#'He'll get better in the real world.'#And he's spent his time in the real world locked in a room.#Law school is a full time job #But unfortunately so is Everett

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natesthelaw · 4 months ago

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How's being a lawyer (and part time babysitter) going for you? :3

Law is good. I thought I'd be done making decisions for Everett once we graduated, but no such luck.

#At least I get paid to deal with idiots in the courtroom #My arguments go from crucial to upholding justice to why you shouldn't do a shot of mouthwash and everclear

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natesthelaw · 4 months ago

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Someone tell me why Everett texted me asking if I had the power to reverse a death certificate?

#what did he do #He won't tell me

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natesthelaw · 4 months ago

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The only fiery hell I've been to is due to your tomfoolery.

@natesthelaw

Why are you a fucking cookie

#A yam cookie does sound tolerable though

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natesthelaw · 4 months ago

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Were you locked in there the ENTIRE SEMESTER?!

A great kickoff to spring break

#So help me god #Show me your canvas page RIGHT now.#Those roommates of yours BETTER have been slipping homework under your door.

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natesthelaw · 4 months ago

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Good.

I will make better decisions

#Despite this #I will continue to have faith in you.#Charge your phone

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natesthelaw · 4 months ago

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YEARS of trying to instill good habits in that buffoon and he still lies on the internet.

#shameful

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natesthelaw · 4 months ago

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Shiloh is always in trouble, and Jeremy also doesn't answer his phone.

Me rn:

#you say i'm your lawyer #i'm making sure you follow the law #I had words with shiloh out front

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natesthelaw · 4 months ago

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Didn't your license get suspended?

Me rn:

#You should NOT be driving if so.#get back here.

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natesthelaw · 4 months ago

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I'm letting you out but I'm going to take your phone.

Me rn:

#Letting you have internet was a mistake #I don't have time for this #Trying to study for an exam and you're on the internet sexualizing me.

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natesthelaw · 4 months ago

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IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

Me rn:

#if you promise to keep your phone charged #ill let you out

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natesthelaw · 4 months ago

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STOP trying to PICK THE LOCK. YOU'RE LUCKY I LET YOU KEEP YOUR PHONE!

If I don't post again, it wasn't the room that got me, it was Nate

#i will be having words with your mother over this behavior

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