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This was the first thing I thought when I heard the news-

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I should be a critter in busy town driving a little strawberry car wtf is this

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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GELLY SUMMER ALREADY GOING STRONG!!!

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At night I dream of public transportation networks so efficient they make cars obsolete

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lumon's department sizes are so funny. "how many people do we need to refine some super important data?" uhhhh four i guess. at most. "what about the company marching band?" fuck ur so right. we need a company marching band with like fifty people. this is of prime importance to the lumon mission.

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Not everyone can be Eurydice in your goddamn show

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Lavender ribbon skirt I made!!

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You want me to watch a video?? The thing that killed the radio star??

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DIVERSITY WIN! horrifying surgical procedure where a chip is implanted in your brain, severing your work life from your personal life, effectively dividing you in two, was invented by a woman!

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Okay I started watching Unsolved Mysteries and why are they just solving the mysteries?? Like cmon you had 1 job to just gatekeep what happened and you can’t even do that!!

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diversity win! the pharmaceutical corporation that is going to trap your wife in an evil basement includes gender neutral pronouns on their patient intake forms

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Lumon may be evil but they do know how to put one hell of an outfit together just to torture a gal

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Imagine scarfing down chinese food like a rabid animal only for jeff bezos to come and sit next to you and insult your dead wife, so you go home and get a lobotomy about it

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YESSS MY TWO FAVOURITE THINGSSS

You’re not ready for this edit

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This might be Derek Guy's greatest masterpiece.

(The Twitter thread is probably easier to read and easier to look at the images, but I wanted to make sure it got preserved. Images are the tweets.)

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