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Hey guys President of Jashmerica here, happy Jashependance week🔥 everybody pay your respects to the image that started literally everything

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REJOICE! IT’S JASHEPENDANCE WEEK!

HIYA YOUR BLADES IN CELEBRATION! THE TWO WEEK EVENT CELEBRATING THE CREATION OF JASHMERICA HAS NOW COMMENCED!

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GOD BLESS JASHMERICA GOD BLESS JASHMERICA!!!!!; LEG FRACTURES FOR ALL🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠

Does Mind have a leg fracture

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It's almost time for the best of the MANY Jashmerican holidays, JASHEPENDENCE WEEK!

Lasts from June 17th to July 4th!

Good luck out there Charles

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MY PRONOUNS ARE H/M/S

CORRECT!!!!!! EVERYBODY THANK SECRETARY OF THE JASHMERICA TREASURY AND SENATE MEMBER CYRUS RIGHT NOW.

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6/9/25. The Cyrus virus incident. Never forget.

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Happy pride month Jashmericans

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Diversity wins! The President of Jashmerica is trans and asexual!

Happy Pride‼️

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This was several weeks ago. Get back in your coffin right this instant young man.

Congratulations to Prester and Mrs. Arachna on their marriage! We wish them many happy years together<3

Rip Cyrys

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Jashmerica brainrot

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Screw it I’m moving out of Canada

(Moving to Jashmerica)

WELCOME! Happy leg fracturing! Also don't break any of our various laws

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It says Jashmerica is the 5th best nation. May I inquire the full top five list???

(Coming from a well meaning Jashland citizen (aka jashstralia (aaka Australia if ur boring)))

Jashmerica is 5th because 5 is the best number

Jashstralia is #4 and #3 is Canada

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hello. why is freaky leg fracture compendium an alternative name for this place. what does that mean. i don't wanna get my leg fractured

OHHHH BROTHER, SOMEBODY DOESN'T KNOW THE LEG FRACTURE LORE!/silly

The Freaky Leg Fracture Compendium is the name of our friend group because, as we all know, MIND GOT THE LEG FRACTURE🗣️🔥

Leg fractures are not only celebrated but encouraged here :) embrace it! Live laugh leg fracture!

*we're also called the cccclub but that name specifically refers to our discord server

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(i wanna live in jashmerica can I move here)

YES‼️‼️🔥🔥 PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WELCOME IN JASHMERICA (Unless they're evil and wear a certain glasses frame)

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Welcome to JASHMERICA!

(also known as THE FREAKY LEG FRACTURE COMPENDIUM)

THE 5TH BEST NATION IN THE WORLD!

Country ran by President @elegyofdivineerror

Thank you to our Vice President, @killableroach

Gentleman @theforestfor-thetrees

Secretary of the Treasury, @cynicmachine

And our Senate:

@cynicmachine (again) , @starcyri , and @modestmouselikeperson !

This message has been brought to you by

And the various other citizens of Jashmerica

(infamous red men who wear Plank 2.0s are BANNED.)

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Congratulations to Prester and Mrs. Arachna on their marriage! We wish them many happy years together<3

Rip Cyrys