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Play along at home with me!
*Run Away With Me and I Really Like You excluded to include the deep cuts
#it’s between making the most of the night and LA hallucinations but I gave it to LA because I knew her numbers would be in the toilet#and they were
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marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.
other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–
both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!
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Okay you guys.
IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something
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MORPHEUS IN WIGAN: you think that's gravy you're eating
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