on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next
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The feed dogs are hungry tonight
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Last summer I had a dream, a literal dream in which I had a really cool denim jacket covered in patches. And today, after months of procrastination, I have made that dream a reality! Behold:
I have lots of space left for all the cool patches I’m going to get in the future, when people are allowed to go places again.
Here’s a complete picture of the back:
And I’ve reserved the front for my very favorite patches (two so far):
Surprise face reveal!
Anyway, it’s too cold for a jean jacket now, so it will have to wait until spring for it’s real world debut, I guess. But! I’m glad it’s finally finished, and no longer hanging in my closet full of pins, mocking me.
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Oh heck, it’s Day 4 of @shitpostsampler’s Stitchtober!
The topic is Weeds:
Look at those lovely weeds.
Soon we’ll see if I counted correctly and the squares will line up...
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Stitchtober day 3! A bee!
This is my favorite one so far. I love a good honeycomb pattern.
The full canvas:
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Guys, guys. I just finished @shitpostsampler’s Stitchtober Day 2 (Strawberries).
Nevermind that it’s 1am on October 7th. It’s totally fine.
Anyway, here’s the whole canvas so far:
Impressive, right?
Also, here’s a close-up of the very classy needleminder I made out of two broken refrigerator magnets. Only the best equipment for my hobbies!
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Ahhh, day two of Stitchtober and I’m already behind.
Anyway, I’m doing @shitpostsampler’s list, and day one was Sunset.
I decided to do them all together side by side like a calendar, so here’s the full canvas:
Maybe I’ll be productive tomorrow and catch up, maybe I will instead participate in Stitchtobvember. Who knows?
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@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses I made you a thing!
i used to worry i’d stopped caring about the world. it turns out i was just tired. now that i’ve had time to rest, once again i’m filled with love and ready to fight
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Here is a fat little llama!
I made her from a kit that I got for Christmas. It was difficult, because the instructions were in, like, Chinese, so I’m pretty sure I did everything wrong, but look at all the TEXTURES
I had to learn like three new stitches to make her. Just run your fingers over this bad boy.
FEEL HER
(Don’t look at the textures of the unironed cloth, though. That’s unintentional.)
Time to put this lovely lady on my wall.
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I finished the Goose Project!
I added the red bow, because it’s one of my favorite parts of the game, and decided to outline the goose in a softer gray (instead of the recommended green).
I really love this pattern and I’m going to frame it and hang it in a place of honor. Love you guys and your work!
Submitted by: @boguscantaloupe
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Goose Problems
Just finished this great pattern by @shitpostsampler !
It will remind me that if I can’t do anything else, I can always cause some problems.
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This printer is so S L O W
When I start a project, I like to work left to right, and go right down the line like a laser printer.
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When I start a project, I like to work left to right, and go right down the line like a laser printer.
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Uh-oh I made a thing
Inspired by this iconic post: https://pleasestandby.tumblr.com/post/187086898367/theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly
@theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly
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tfw you’re just innocently stitching and you invent a new knot no sailor ever knew.
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A Haunted Mansion Cross Stitch!
This was supposed to be a Christmas present, but through hard work, perseverance, and shirking all other responsibilities, I was able to finish it only 1 week month late.
The best part?
It glows in the dark.
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