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messin around with watercolor brushes and old sketches that I still kind of like

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Have you ever considered Cil working with Astor to take care of Sooga?

An unlikely duo given that Astor loves Master Kohga, but I can see it? honestly, and hate me for this, but I feel like they both hate Sooga so much, they'd fuck each other over it.

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Day 12: Favorite Game

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Day 11: Music

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Day 22: Favorite Character

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It would be super cute to see Master Kohga just gushing to Sooga about all the things he’s discovered in the depths and zonai devices he’s created since he’s been down there. Master Kohga has probably made some super dumb stuff in the past couple year’s by himself lol

I looked up some dumb zonai devices for this because imma be so fr i barely make stuff in the game- but this prompt is so fun

"What uhm. What is this?"

"Oh okay that- so there's monsters down here,"

Sooga had just been reunited with his Master, after years thinking he was dead. No, he just lived down here, in the darkness, tinkering with tools and machines, He was looking at some sort of cage, with a big green stone, and two animal looking heads attached to them. Sooga, and a few other foot soldiers were observing the tool, gently knocking on it and sticking their heads past the metal. Kohga gestured to it proudly.

"So I built these! Monsters trigger my outside defenses, cages fall on 'em, and when they try to bash their way through, watch!"

Kohga gave it a smack, and they all jumped back as it seemed to come to life, shooting out streams of fire and ice. Sooga pictured some poor creature in there, screaming its head off before its death. Kohga turned it off, and Sooga tried not to appear horrified alongside his comrades. Kohga had come back, and he was grateful, but these new toys of his were a little. Scary. Sooga cleared his throat.

"Do you have anything that doesn't kill?"

"Uhm...lemme think-oh yeah! This thingie! Right over here,"

Kohga went up to a crate, and gently knocked on it. A round, green looking thing slowly rolled out, and Sooga couldn't make heads of tails of it. He watched as Kohga grabbed a bunch of bananas, and placed it on top of the creature.

"This is Barry! He carries food supplies back to the shack! He's kinda like. My weird dog. Sometimes I strap a shock emitter to his back and he brings me back the parts for medicines. Gloom will get ya if you aren't prepared."

Sooga looked over him, and gently chuckled.

"I'm not surprised, Master Kohga."

"Surprised by what?"

"I'm not surprised that you managed to do so much work, to make your life as much of a luxury as you knew how. No one can lead the men quite like you did, and this really proves it."

Kohga seemed to really appreciate that, given that he approached Sooga for an embrace. An embrace he really missed.

"Aw, Sooga, you big dumb lug. Does that mean-"

"Yes Barry can sleep in the bed. Our bed."

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Master Kohga totally has a one sided crush on Ganondorf in tears of the kingdom (and who can blame him Ganondorf is gorgeous) could we maybe get some jealous Sooga for this new fascination?

You are fucked up for playing with my mans heart, yes, lets go! In fact. Let me add a lil spin on this ;)

Sooga didn't like this. Didn't like any of this. He knew Ganon was why the Yiga existed, it was their purpose, but he didn't expect him to be so...like this. He was sitting here, upon the throne that was once his master's, being adorned with food that acted more as decoration, given how he only seemed to eat when things were offered to him. It was like a stuck up horse, needing to be hand fed. Sure, Master Kohga also enjoyed such treatment, but he had a tubby tummy, he had earned that right. This man had no tummy! Only muscles and golden jewelry around his frame. He had no place being here.

But even worse, he had the gall. The nerve. to snuff his Master Kohga. Master Kohga was doting on him, fawning over him in the way yiga's would only see in their fantasies. He even made his famous banana nut bread for him! With the honey frosting and everything! It was a treat made only for important moments. Sooga joined Kohga as they approached him, bowing his head in sincerity.

"Master Ganon! I made you a snack! These bums are just letting you waste away!"

Kohga swatted at the lower ranked members like they were flies. There was no malice with these actions, else he'd actually a hand to them, but Sooga still didn't like the fact that his master deemed him worthy of so much attention. Ganon didn't even appreciate him! He was looking at him as if he was boring! Ganon sighed, gesturing for him to leave the plate.

"Go on, leave it. I am getting a lay of the new land."

Master Kohga was too kind. He nodded, and took a few steps back, bowing his head, and Sooga wasn't gonna lie, he wasn't very proud of what he did next. But no one was worth Master Kohga being treated like some Gerudo wench. He walked over to the table, smacked the slate out of his hands, and replaced it with the plate.

"Master Kohga made these for you. I've seen men rip off limbs for an attempt to take a piece. Give him attention, and eat."

Kohga immediately walked over in a panic, laughing loudly and nervously.

"H-hey! Let's calm down! I'm sorry, he's an idiot! A real maroon! A-"

"What is your name, soldier?"

Master Kohga was forced to take a few steps to the side, and Sooga refused to cower for the man in the chair. He held such a curious, yet interested look in his eyes. But all Sooga really cared about, was the fear in Master Kohga's frame. He was scared for him, and Sooga felt awful. He took a step forward, casually blocking the view of the man from Master Kohga.

"Sooga. The name given to me by my Master. The Master you seem to be neglecting and pushing to the side. Eat the goddamn bread."

"ooooh my god you're gonna die. Ganon is gonna kill you and I hate that I'm gonna go to the funeral just rock hard."

Sooga hated this. This man wasn't even looking at him, waiting on him hand and foot, yet Kohga was willing to give him body and all. Ganon studied Sooga for a minute, before softly chuckling.

"You're a feisty one. Usually I don't like insolence, but since it looks good on you, you shall keep your life. You want me to eat this bread, yes?"

"Yes."

Sooga didn't like the grin on his face. There was nothing in this man Sooga liked. He wasn't like a big, ripe banana, old and soft and sweet. He. was not. Master. Kohga. Ganon picked up the plate, put it into Sooga's hands. He assumed he was turning him down, but he gently patted his knee. Sooga glanced at Master Kohga, who was clearly very eager to have Ganon try his food. So, despite the shivers, he sat on the man's knee, and tried not to drop the food as he cupped his ass.

"Feed it to me, then."

Sooga didn't want to be here. But he wasn't gonna lie, it was nice to get Master Kohga off of him. No more of Master Kohga rubbing HIS muscles and offering him drinks and endless, stupid praise. He'd rather suffer than have Kohga waste his time. So, despite how much unease it gave him, he held a brick in his hand, and fed it to him. He took a big bite, with frosting lacing his lips. Sooga was going to put the rest of the piece down, when Ganon muttered for him to hold it.

"What is-"

"Your master made this, you said?"

"Master Kohga, yes."

Ganon signaled for him to approach, and Master Kohga looked too excited for this, swaying in place like a school girl talking to a boy.

"Yeah thats uh, me. I made that. It's kinda the best, family recipe, my grandma beheaded a guy who tried to steal it, no biggie~"

Ganon gave a nod, held onto Sooga's hand, and licked the frosting that remained. Sooga knew the game he was playing, making eye contact with Master Kohga, but briefly glancing at Sooga once he lapped off the thumb.

"It is very delicious. You know what, I think I'll finish this whole sheet. Provided that's alright with you...Kohga? Yes I think that's it."

He could punch him. He wanted to. But Kohga's little giggle kept him at bay. Sooga attempted to get up and leave the tray.

"I will leave you t-"

"No no no. You need to make sure I finish it. Feed it to me. Every last crumb."

This was Sooga's hell. But, for Master Kohga''s heaven, he shall bear this burden.

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Hi there, if you’re still doing Smiling Critters content, could I make a request? I’m thinking that Catnap gets way too rough with Dogday and he succumbs to his wounds, and then wakes up after the events of the first SC story you wrote with his memories still in tact? If you decide to listen to my request, i’m curious what you do with that prompt, whether dogday hatefucks catnap for what he’s done, just tries to kill him outright or something else. Thank you for your time 🙏

Hey so I don't do that content here! If you want non yiga/zelda content, I am willing to do some paid commission work on my other account, 'needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves', thank you!

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Stupid idiot

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Day 2: Corrupted

I’m such a sucker for this AU 😖 Give me all the angst

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Master Kohga gets bored often

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My first time drawing Tulin

And Colgera

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Happy Pride Month, Yiga Scribe! Could you write something about Kohga taking Sooga to a gay club for the first time and helping him explore his sexuality? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

its kinda past pride, but yeah, lets do it!

"Are you sure this is proper attire?"

"Sooga, we're wearing the exact same thing."

"Ah, but it does look much better on you than I."

Kohga scoffed at him like he was joking, before letting him open the door to the building, and stepping inside. There were many species; Goron, Hylian, Zora, Rito, everyone you could think of. They seemed to garner attention the second they stepped in, and Sooga immediately felt uncomfortable, seeing so many ogle his Master. Yes, they were in here, shirtless, leather harnesses squeezing their frames, but that was no excuse for them to lose their manners. Revali stepped up to them, with open arms.

"Sooga, Kohga, so glad you could make it. Though, I'm a little happier to see Sooga, obviously."

"One, fuck you, chicken nugget. Two, I'm sorry I look better than you would in this. Three, are we gonna get some drinks in us, or what?"

Revali shook his head before taking them to the bar. He pulled up a chair for Kohga, and a few were unsettled by their masks, but most were clearly more on the distracted side. Revali sat next to Sooga, nodding at the rather young-looking barkeep.

"We'll do something light, fruity-"

"Do you see a drink with the name 'Revali' on here? Give the guy something easy!"

A few chuckles from the fellow attendees. He admired Kohga's ability to woo a room. The barkeep chuckled at Revali's ruffles feathers, putting some bottles on the table.

"Hylian punch. It's weak, but sweet. Let me know if you need anything else."

The man walked away, and Sooga halted Kohga from drinking his.

"Master, please, our rule, remember?"

Revali looked confused, and Kohga sighed.

"New place with new food or drink means he has to taste everything first, so it's not poisoned. I'm not paranoid, but it makes him feel better, so here we fucking are."

Sooga poured a little of Kohga's drink into his palm. He checked for odd texture, smell, any grains or odd fizzing. He took a taste, then took a taste of his own. He nodded.

"It's safe, Master. Enjoy."

Kohga leaned a bit into Sooga, smirking behind his mask.

"Hey Sooga, I got a question. Say I wanna kiss a guy. But he just had a drink. You gonna taste test him too?"

Sooga was mid sip of his drink upon his question, and nearly choked, making him laugh hard enough to slap the table. Revali rolled his eyes and patted Sooga's back.

"He's incorrigible, I know. These clubs are more than just hookups, you know."

Kohga nodded after taking his drink.

"It's true, I'm just giving you a hard time. It's just what I did all the time as a younger Kohga, it's just my thing. Your first time, gotta be what you want."

"What does one do in a gay club, exactly?"

"It's like Christmas without the shitty cold. Eat, gay, be merry, stuff some stockings. Hell, you even got the dancing drunks over there."

Sooga turned to look at a separate room, where plenty were dancing. Some were slow, some were goofy and fast, all seem to ignore the music that was being played.

"I'm not...sure. I can waltz, as it was a part of my training, but not much else."

Kohga got off his seat, gazing greedily at a few passing Gorons.

"Well, lucky for you, I'm basically the best dancer here."

"Better than a Rito? I should think not!"

Revali and Kohga glared at each other, before they seemed to grab Sooga, dragging him to the dance floor. Sooga was a little lost in the scuffle, between dancing with Revali, some Zora, a few Hylians, without him getting a word in edgewise. He was quickly separated from his original company, and he felt his anxiety quickly escalate. He was without his Master, his social lifeline. He was about to steamroll through the crowd to go find him, when he was suddenly face to face with a rather fat looking Hylian. He was shorter, and certainly older than he was. He was holding his hand, and the small of his back.

"Woah, easy, you alright?"

"I don't, I'm n-not-"

"Easy, easy. Name three things you can see, two things you can hear."

"I...see the front door. I see that table. I see the...candle. I can hear the music. I can hear myself breathing."

"There we go, good job. You're a little overwhelmed, aren't you?"

Sooga gave a nod, and the man gripped a little tighter, like he was a frightened child.

"It's okay. I can stay if you'd like. Just breathe. There we go, goodboy."

Oh. Oh, why did that give him a...tingly feeling? He cleared his throat, trying to ignore his sweaty palms.

"I uhm. Thank you."

"Of course. It's okay to need to be taken care of, you know."

He had just now realized that practically this whole conversation was, he was dancing with this man. Granted, it was very slow dancing, but dancing it was.

"I uhm, should be going, my Master will be very worried if I don't meet up with him-"

The man grabbed his leather harness, and gently pulled.

"I can take care of you until he finds you."

His tone was so serious, so comforting, he felt oddly safe with his random man. He was about to reply to him, when-

"Revali, found him! You dirty puppy!"

He froze upon being caught in the act, and the old man laughed.

"Ah, this must be yours, matching, cute. Don't worry, kept him warmed up for ya."

The man patted Sooga's tit, before heading to the bar. Kohga chuckled, closing the gap between them.

"You okay, big rig? You wanna go home? I did kinda lose ya."

"Can...we stay a while? It's a lot, but like home, it feels...safe."

"I mean the hideout IS basically a gay club-yeah, why the hell not. Still wanna dance?"

"Yes, Master Kohga."

He embraced his master with open arms, and was about to thank him, when-

"Sooga did you not notice you have a boner right now?"

"...I can throw myself out."

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Sooga: I don't recall ever seeing a blonde haired Yiga before but hey I guess everyone's different, it's totally not that little Hylian that we all have to kill

Kohga: THATS LINK! EVERYONE KILL HIM!

Sooga: oh you're very smart Master Kohga!

Hey, his master is so smart and handsome, of course he'd spot the traitor!

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So we know Kohga recognizes Link in the Yiga clan outfit, but do you think Sooga would? Like sure he seems smarter then then average Yiga, but it would be really funny if he didn't.

The smart answer? Yes. The fr answer? Yes, but he acts like he doesn't know, so he can praise Master Kohga for knowing.