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My saja boys headcanons that I accept as truths

we all know the movie kinda didn't have enough time to properly give each of the saja boys a proper personality except for some minor moments, and that's a shame cause I really Fuck with them being satires of the k-pop industry and fandoms dehumanization of k-pop idols; often forcing these idols into stereotypes rather then letting them be themselves. soooooo these are my personal headcanons For their personalities based on the little characterization that we got and the fact that they're meant to be satires of their respective stereotypes.

Abby is well educated and prefers reading books about vampires/demons/ ghouls from different cultural mythos like for example Irish vampires are his favorite folklore cause they're actually attracted to the power of music instead of being sealed by it like gwi-ma. Whenever he gets the opportunity to breach the surface world he always makes sure to steal new books to add to his collection, he's always looking for new cultures to understand. He is also a feminist

Romance is a cynic to the core and he doesn't believe in love, passion or friendship but he will definitely be the first to die for his co-stars if it means saving them. He also NEVER stops laughing and making fun of jinu for having a crush on rumi. He likes watching melodramatic romance movies where one of the main characters die just cause he finds it funny. he'll audibly laugh everytime those sad scenes play especially in theaters.

Baby is a deadbeat, good for nothing father that went to buy milk, cigarettes, groceries AND news paper. He has 3 wives that JUST discovered each other existed and he has a total of 12 kids between them with twins on the way. The only time that he pays child support is if he accidentally Venmos the wrong ‘Jessica’ while drunk at karaoke... and even then he demands exact change.

mystery is non-verbal as hell, he definitely uses those Talking tablets to communicate with others. Like, everybody really just chills with him. He's also constantly wearing noise canceling earphones that's playing "under the sea" on repeat for hours. He contributes the most in choreographing the dances, set pieces design and publicity. He also like anything with peanut butter on it.