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aaron: nicky, we’re defending my case in front of our family and a jury. this isn’t a joke

nicky: relax. in legally blonde, elle won the case by being true to herself and dressing cute

andrew: nicky, this is real life. not an excellent movie

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my hand is cramping so bad rn

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andrew: i like my women how i like my coffee

bee:

andrew:

andrew: *sips cocoa*

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neil: why does kevin call you babygirl?

aaron: how about we stop talking for a little while

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neil: i’m trying

bee: your best?

neil: god, i hope not

neil: but yeah

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@thespineoftherighteous you’ve got no right being this funny

I drew him while high 🥰

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I drew him while high 🥰

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January Patreon Print

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~How Kevin looks in front of reporters 🌸

~How Kevin looks before training💥

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neil: we need to get through this locked door. aaron give me your credit card

aaron: here

neil, pocketing it: thanks. matt, kick down the door

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renee: remember when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

andrew: stop romanticizing the past

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neil, holding up a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

kevin: *chugs the entire bottle*

kevin: it’s perfume

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100% going to be a menace and post all my aftg art because why not, also Andrew owning a coffee shop, my king fr! He's just a lil guy

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bee: you look depressed

andrew: thanks, it’s the depression

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“I hate you”

“Nine percent of the time you don’t”

“Nine percent of the time I don’t want do kill you. I always hate you”

“No one asked you” With that, Andrew caught Neil’s face in his hands and learned in.

Andrew kissed him like this was a fight with their lives on the line, like his world stopped and started with Neil’s mouth.

This person drew this work on Instagram: @yen_mayer

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Neil Josten core #notliketheothergirls

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@housecleaningmusic i’m saying this is canon

matt: how are you doing?

neil, checking his mood ring: uh i feel green, i guess