Basically just stuff I've said that frames my unique... personality?
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Your eyes are as breathtaking as a raging forest fire.
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"Ngl gotcha looks like: HAHA GOT YA!! L."
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"Oh, I just thought it was funny. We were messing around and then I found out I have a gun."
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"Invasion." ... "I mean inflation."
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"As an American this is true. We don't learn multiplacation, we learn multiplication."
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"Guys, guys, my car broke down. It doesn't vroom vroom anymore..."
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"I also have a separate Bermuda Triangle on my face."
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"Wine's accepted I'm a blade of grass in a field on a path everyone takes. Stomp, stomp, stomp!"
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"'Not my toes, I need those to balance. I already have bad enough balance as it is.' -Proceeds to almost ram my thigh into the couch-."
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"I won't be telling anyone other than my trusted advisor (myself)."
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"Act like I'm your sworn enemy. This isn't Nene's assignment, do you see Nene's name on it? Noppe."
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