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a brewed awakening!

hi guise. :3 i've started a gallery of coffee-and-tea related items! http://www.neopets.com/gallery/index.phtml?gu=pixi_magick it would make me ten millions kinds of happy if you guys could point me towards cheap trades or whatnot to stock for this!

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that jubjub is the SHIT

If you don’t already have this avatar, you can get it today!

http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/ticketbooth.phtml

Go buy a ticket! They only come once a month on the 5th. 

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That negg is worth approximately 700k. so, yeah, you got scammed. nobody will swap that negg for a lutari mp unless they're super rich, or stupid. :\ i'd sell the negg for its real value and start saving.

Ugh. My boyfriend found a pirate paintbrush and gave it to me so that I could get my Lutari MP.

I was advertising a trade on the neoboards when someone mailed me. They were offering me a Pretty Purple Princess Negg. She was very persuasive and even set up what I was sure was a fake trade with the...

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Usjek, royal draik? :3 plox?

Mini pet icon requests

Here’s an example of Enums the Uni.

And my draik Skyesera

So I really like doing these and I want to build up a portfolio, and for now I’m willing to take requests for your characters c:

Please only quad OCs, and no customizations. I may or may not do your request P:

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ok no actually this is the real question

it really fucking bothers me

why do you have to pay money to adopt a neopet

when you can make a new one and they just fucking give you neopoints

what the fuck

this is a deeply flawed system

no one is going to want to pay money to adopt a pet when they get rewarded for making more of the damn things

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if you get a FFQ ever shut the fuck up

This is a submission. The author didn’t mention if he/she wanted credit or anon. So let me know when you submit something.

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nothing mediocre about that mouf, damn :(

Am I the only one who sees something wrong with this guy’s teeth?

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kanye now literally shits gold

just when i think kayne cant get any cuter asdfghjkl;

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ermagerd! krawk customisation.

Nevez was adopted as a female faerie. A faerie Krawk was, at one point, my dream pet. I was gifted her by a wonderful PC-er who has since been frozen. I loved her, had dreams, etc etc. And then I realised what a fucking pain in the ass they are to customise with their goddamn pink-yellow eyes, and ugly-ass colorfill wings in the way of everything I hold dear.

So, one 65k camo PB and some wearables later, Nevez is re-invented as a Victorian-era bounty hunter who will bury your ass in an unmarked grave if you don't pony up those points. Oh, yeah.

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Oh man, I am horrible at these flash games now. I just want my goddamn money, is that too much to ask? And I have THIS ASSHOLE on the side grinning like a goddamn doofus.

Do you not understand our situation?!

WE’RE BROKE, SON.

ALL YOUR MEALS COME FROM A RANDOM ASS OMELET IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING JURASSIC PARK…WHERE THEY MAKE FURNITURE OUT OF FECES. 

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when I was 8 or 9 I wrote a Neopets story about a lost Shoyru getting in a car with a stranger with lyrics to I’m With You by Avril Lavigne thrown in at random intervals

I cried while I wrote it, and I submitted it to the Neopian Times

it got rejected

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this is the easiest one i've seen, actually. look at it as if you were stacking them. the one with three rows is obvs going to the far left. so you do the three red - given two of them are already there, easy peasy. you know the last one is a red square-thing.

and then there's the top right-hand one. again, slotting over. if the first row took a space, there's two rows now instead of three. it goes in the middle. and the remaining  column goes to the right end because there's no other space. colours/shapes are obvious. once you work out your first, the rest are a piece of cake.

Pretty sure this is impossible :l

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offering grey bori, seeking basic hissis?

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a new game? that's cool...

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oh.

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second dreamie achieved.

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um, what.

NEOPET, YOU ARE BARELY 30 DAYS OLD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I AM NOT RAISING AN ALCOHOLIC :|

....and you're an expensive drunk, i don't fucking think so. you'll drink schnapps with mommy and YOU'LL LIKE IT

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http://avatars.thedailyneopets.com/ avatar needs

Does anyone remember that website that kept track of the avatars you had/needed and the one that stored your fonts? I think they came out around 2008 but I can’t remember what they were called.