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Jett, flirting: My music taste is diverse as hell. You can call me polyjammerous... Hell, you could even call me genrefluid.

Mark:

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Damon: Apparently, I'm into girls who hate themselves with with a burning passion and think they could effortlessly surpass God at the same time.

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Kai: Oh, I see, my tragic past, huh? You need at least level five of my friendship to unlock this dialogue~

Damon: So… what level am I at?

Kai: …

Kai: Eight. Okay, listen…

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Grace: You have friends and I envy that.

Wolfgang: You're welcome to share my friends.

Grace:

Grace: I don't want those.

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Kai, sounding distressed: I need to make you a sandwich...

Damon, surrounded by torn up pictures of Eva he himself drew and then destroyed: WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME A SANDWICH??

Kai: BECAUSE I FEEL BAD FOR YOU.

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Kai: Is the pink panther a lion?

Ingird: ...Say that again but slower.

Kai: I don't get it?

Ingrid: He's the pink PANTHER.

Kai: Okay, but is he a lion?

Ingrid: Kai. Angel. Sweetie… He's a panther.

Kai: Is that a kind of lion?

Ingrid: No, it's a PANTHER. LIKE MARA.

Kai: Mara isn't pink though?

Ingrid: AND LIONS ARE?!

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Toshiko: I feel like Damon is looking down on me.

Ingrid: That’s because he's on the counter and you’re short, Darling.

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Eva: Love makes people do stupid things.

Diana: I love everything!

Eva: That explains a lot.

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Grace, pointing out Eva's black clothes: Whose funeral is it?

Eva, looking around the room: Hmm… Haven't decided yet.

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Cassidy: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Cassidy, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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Mark: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Jett: All I drank was Redbull!

Mark: How many?

Jett: Eighteen.

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Wenona: We need a distraction.

Ingrid: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Cassidy, whispering: My time has come.

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Mark, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.

Jett: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?

Mark: I have depression, what do you think?

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Damon: [locks Toshiko in the car] Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Toshiko: Hey! Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car!?

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Cassidy: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth

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Eloise, opening door: Oh, hey guys.

Kai: Eloise, Cassidy and I need your help!

Eloise, smiling and irritated: You know, I would love it if you guys called first before coming over.

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Eva: So, what happens in your head when you do 27 + 48? Please answer, I'm tryna see something.

Jett: 2 plus 5 is 7 so I know the 7 in 27 is like a 2 and a 5 at the same time so we have 2 + 5 + 8 and buddy 8 + 2 is easy. That's 10. What's 10 + 5? It's 15. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. 48 + 2 is 50 so that 5 left over from before makes it 55. Now we have a 55 and a 20 and we can just ignore that 5 at the end of 55 for right now because that's baby math; we already know 5 + 2 is 7 so 50 plus 20 is 70. here you can do the 5 + 2 equation twice in the same problem to save on RAM. Then we have the five from earlier so 70 + 5 is 75.

Eva: