neokonewman
neokonewman
You Were A Fine Subject
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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURENT!
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neokonewman · 1 month ago
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...you'll get em next time
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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Aglanaxa posting continues (this one might age poorly)
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"excuse me, lady Aglaea, your freak of a man has angered the gods again"
hsr 3.1 edit:
THEY'RE DIVORCED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
hsr 3.2 edit:
We won... but at what cost
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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this part of the quest was so funny i had to draw it 😭
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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“Only at the very last moment can Aglaea and Anaxa finally break down the barriers between them.”
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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the blasphemous scholar 🌳✨
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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what is wrong with him
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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sorry to have to tell you this but if a stranger comes to your inbox or slides in your DMs asking you for your money with some sob story, no matter how tragic and convincing the story is, they are a scammer — especially if the story is obviously copied and pasted, formatted in the exact same way as the other 100 bots in your inbox
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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im going to scream and throw up bye (3.2 SPOILERS!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK)
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despite aglaea's grudge against anaxa, she knows him so well and vice versa
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the parallels... anaxa's body is on the brink of death but his defiant soul keeps him going, while aglaea's body is perfect and undying but her soul has all but eroded over the years...
"So, this is our last chance. How about we let go of the bad blood between us?" i am NEVER going to shut up about this for the next month
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"We could have avoided so many misunderstandings if you and I had just spoken this candidly before." the regrets, the missed opportunities, aglaea and anaxagoras have finally reconciled but it's too late now AUGHGGHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(also proud parent moment when they talk about phainon, that's sweet)
i already know the rest of the amphoreus story is gonna break my heart so i need to make a modern au where everyone is alive & well. anaxa is a philosophy professor at the grove of epiphany uni, hyacine is a bio major and his TA, phainon (history) mydei (culinary) and castorice (mortuary science) are all classmates in his class. mydei also works at the campus library. aglaea uhhh owns her own fashion label or smthn and castorice works there part-time. tribios is alive and the tribblets are her little kid sisters. nobody is doomed in that world, aglanaxa gets their happy ending :')
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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aglanaxa being walking corpse/fractured soul is such a sick concept i'm genuinely obsessed
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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I usually don't truck with rival shipping that's more disdain than respect, but "The gods we house were lovers and we can't fucking stand each other" is extremely funny.
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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cerces accidentally third wheeling
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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a compilation of aglanaxa making their divorce everyones problem <3
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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aglanaxa is genuinely beautiful and has so many good themes and parallels and those are part of why i ship them but i also ship them because the two most competent people having such petty beef everyone else keeps them apart so things get done is objectively hilarious
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neokonewman · 2 months ago
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chocolates cat
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neokonewman · 3 months ago
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I like how they match each other's freak
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neokonewman · 3 months ago
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neokonewman · 3 months ago
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he just wants to hang out
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