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How The SLBP Lords Cuddle: Headcanon

Nobunaga: 

Mitsuhide: 

Inuchiyo: 

Hideyoshi: 

Mitsunari: 

Ieyasu: 

Kenshin: 

Shingen: 

Yukimura: 

Saizo:

Masamune: 

Kojuro: 

Shigezane:

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(NSFW) Seventh Night - Saizo Kirigakure

A follow up to ‘First Night’ (read here). I wanted to write this as moody, emotional and intense.

It’s a 4.5K fic, so spare some time~ 

You put a hand to the hairpin Lord Yukimura had just given you, making sure it was securely in place. He had somehow broken your previous one and as an apology, insisted on buying you a new one despite your protests. His stubborn nature won out in the end, and so you were left with no choice but to accept, though you did deeply appreciate the gesture.

Making your way through the castle grounds and back towards your room, you vaguely registered a slight breeze behind you. Ignoring it - you put it down to being out in the open - you continued on your way. A second later however, your eyes caught a looming shadow and so you spun around, only to be met with a flat expressioned Saizo. 

‘…And what do we think we’re doing, accepting gifts from strange men?’

His eyes were dark and his jaw was clenched tightly…..clearly, he was in a bad mood. It was only Lord Yukimura though…. nothing to be so annoyed over. ‘It was only Lord Yu-

‘-that makes it even worse…...little lady.’

He spoke with an unusual aggression and so you found yourself looking around in nervousness, not entirely sure how to respond. As your gaze flitted about, you suddenly took note of the grey sky spread behind him, realisation dawning on you. 

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This is-- Yum. 

(NSFW) First Night - Saizo Kirigakure

The reader is a virgin in this. Here you go, @lovespot12​.

The follow up to this, Seventh Night - here ‘Don’t sleep on me, little lady.’ 

‘Mmm, I’m awake…’ You said drowsily, your head propped on your elbow. 

‘What did we hear so far, then? Get it wrong and you pay for wasting my time.’ 

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What do you call Sebastian Stan fans?

Stan Stans 

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Hot damn-- 

(NSFW) Quieted - Nobunaga

A/N: I really enjoyed Nobu’s latest event epilogue, there’s a part where he washes the MC’s feet and it turned out to be surprisingly sensual. (Here’s the post). This piece is based on the epilogue - though I haven’t written the reader as a virgin. For those who haven’t read it - summed up, MC gets ‘punished’ by Nobu for worrying him when she finds herself in a life threatening situation. 

‘Please…Milord, I beg you….’ 

Your cheeks were burning not only from mortification - he was a lord, it simply wasn’t in his place to wash your feet - but also because his touch seemed to suggest at things which had nothing to do with the task at hand. Perhaps he was aware of it - perhaps not - but his fingers seemed to stroke your skin rather than rub and his grip was gentle, almost reverent……which was so at odds with his otherwise hardened nature. 

Nobunaga sent a look to quiet you down, a sharp but fleeting glint in his eyes before he lowered his gaze back down to the basin. Left with no choice, you resigned yourself to your embarrassment and watched him through lowered lashes, feeling the heat from your cheeks spread to your body. 

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Super true

SLBP Characters In One Gif

Nobunaga:

Mitsuhide:

Yukimura:

Saizo:

Masamune:

Kojuro:

Hideyoshi:

Inuchiyo:

Ieyasu:

Mitsunari:

Shingen:

Kenshin:

Bonus:

Magistrate:

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Shingen is a total Smut King Ily 

SLBP math

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Aomine, watching Akashi touch Kuroko's cheek: Gross, look at them.

Kise, on Aomine's lap, shaking his head: All over each other.

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Happy Birthday, Akashi Seijurou (December 20)

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[texting]

Kuroko: What’s for lunch?

Kagami: I already ate.

Kuroko: Oh. Without me?

Kagami: Want me to bring you something? What do you want?

Kuroko: Loyalty

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Judge: I sentence him to ten years in prison.

Attorney Kise: Well, your honor, maybe I can…

Kise: *unbuttons shirt*

Kise: …change your mind~

Judge:

Judge: Twenty years.

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Momoi: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Aomine: Satsuki, nO, THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES.

Momoi: FLOOR IT?

Aomine: SATSUKI, NO.

Momoi: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?

Aomine: SATSUKI, YOU’RE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

Momoi: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.

Aomine: SATSUKI, P L E A S E.

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Kuroko [running after the bus]: Kagami-kun! Kagami-kun, wait! I-I love you, too!

Kagami: K-Kuroko?! Stop! Sir, please stop the bus!

Bus Driver: Do you think this is a taxi? Get off at the next bus stop!

Kagami: They always stop right then when you say this in dramas, though…

Kagami [shouting to Kuroko through the window]: Come to the next bus stop!

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Kagami: Would you consider us adorable?

Aomine: No, we’re adult men. We’re cute.

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Takao: My parents aren’t home ;)

Midorima: Don’t worry, they’ll come back.

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Kuroko: [is unconscious]

Aomine: Tetsu's not breathing! What do we do?!

Kise: I'll give him mouth to mouth!!

Kuroko: [wakes up] Don't.