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hi buddy come down it's time for your after school snack ok?

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If he had unlimited choice what would mr o do over a long weekend?

MR. O: Oh, probably enjoy a nice night in with my favourite game shows...

MR. O: And cheese.

MR. O: and a responsible amount of wine... Yeah...

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PUZZLE: Listen I know you moids have never interacted with a woman who wasn't your mom or whoever's basement you've been staying in but I'm not some fucking commodity to fap to, alright? I'm here to make sure my idiot fucking brother doesn't embarrass himself in front of Mr. Object-Of-His-Retarded-Obsession and to get a ride home after whatever crappy argument he tries to make about Meet the Fockers or some shit. That's it.

PUZZLE: ...It would be too hard to pick a favorite. I like Twilight-centric episodes. And maybe Cozy Glow.

PUZZLE: Don't ask me any more questions. When is this meeting gonna start already.

[PUZZLE IS NO LONGER ANSWERING QUESTIONS]

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was iNSPIRED to do some brodave naga shenanigans so here >w>

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all i can think of now is one going what's your snap mr o

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it's monkey bro brush him with pink brush!

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i lowkey forgor i had this buried somewhere deep down

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John: Here comes the Choo Choo Train!!

Bro: Keep your nasty sauced covered fingers away from me.

John: :(

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ok

just asking cuz u remind me of someone i used to be friends with on discord

hopefully they were a good friend to you!

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did you used to be ectobanshee on discord?

no, that has never been my username.

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i've been holding back on this for a while but please you guys be respectful of my art. i want you all to have your fun and we really don't mind the joking around and stuff but i need to make it clear this is alter art! we are people who have different boundaries and morals! just try not to be weird.

and side note: if you are reading this jake, i'm tired of entertaining the idea that you have HEADMATES OF ME AND MY ALTERS PLEASE STOP THAT IS WEIRD!!! PLEASE STOP USING MY ART!!! YOU MADE "SWAG'S" COLOR BLUE FOR CHRIST SAKE!! you don't know anything about us or our sources and we would really freaking appreciate if you stopped larping as us!!!

SINCERELY, JOHNNYSOCKS

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new teacher in the building

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sighhhh these nasty old men

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bitters taking it hard

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oglebys

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My favourite hobby is making Bro disgustingly human. So human it makes you wonder even further than you usually would why he did the things he did to Dave. Because there was clearly something to hide beneath all that irony and uncaring attitude even if it's shallow.

What did he like other than puppets? What made him love puppets in the first place? What kind of food did he like? Did he ever buy Dave his favourite foods, considering the fridge was never used for food storage? Did he have a favourite colour? Most assume orange but I wonder if he liked something else.

Did he love Dave? Did he do what he did because he needed to know he was safe, or was it stress relief? If it was safety, how much guilt did he feel? Or did he feel none at all, satisfied with the thought that Dave would be safe. But safe from what? The Game? Did he know what Cal would turn into? How much does he know? Or does he know nothing, and just wanted his kid to be tough?

Did he feel guilt never telling Dave he was his dad? Did he ever spin a story to tell Dave where his parents went? Did he make up a sob story or did he just shrug his shoulders and say "they left".

Is Bro in contact with his parents? Do they know Dave exists? Are they dead? Did they disown him? Did Bro disown them? Was it a mutual departure? Does he miss them? Think about them and wonder if Dave would have gotten along with them?

Do you think they were a thought in his mind when he died? Do you think he thought about Dave? Damned himself for not being able to protect him better? Or did he die knowing he did what he could? Was he proud of Dave? Proud of himself?

Does any of that even matter when you've made a kid too afraid to open a bottle of apple juice?

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do any of u like adventure time

absolutely yes adventure time has a very large influence on me and my values.... i hold it very very close to my heart

i need to look into fionna and cake i watched every episode on offer on a 10 hour flight a couple months ago in a delirium so i remember just about nothing from it

the main series is amazing though. its funny you ask anyway i dreamt about adventure time like 2 nights ago!!