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this is the entire reason why the clone wars is the only part of star wars i can stand and i have fallen headfirst into it like a gleeful whale who has not seen the sea for centuries

GOD star wars: the clone wars (2008-2014) was the absolute fucking BEST. u do absolutely not get anymore buckwild than the insane range of emotions that these seven seasons can put u thru. obi-wan commits a war crime in the first episode. anakin drinks a space martini. a sixteen-year-old decapitates four men in a single second and it is literally never mentioned again. anakin, obi-wan, and mace windu find SPACE GODZILLA and the entire jedi order collectively drinks We Love Peta™ juice, decide not to kill it, bring it to the capital city, and it breaks out (ofc) and kills, like, a half million people. sheev just hangs out in padme’s office for six whole seasons being, i dunno, evil and absolutely not a single person catches on. there’s a blue guy in a dope-ass big hat who beats every single jedi’s ass and they still only call him, “that guy in the hat.” darth maul’s been living in a literal garbage dump with eight legs for the past ten years. anakin endorses state-sponsored terrorism. padme once contracted the black death. the jedi order tries to prosecute a twelve-year-old for war crimes. maul is forcibly murdered two (2) times over and still lives for some bananas fucking reason. whenever anakin does something mildly risky the darth vader theme plays. yoda asks anakin if they’re friends. the jedi order tries to prosecute a sixteen-year-old for war crimes. a cartoon made for twelve-year-olds has a four-episode arc about government oversight of international banking. this all happens in the range of three years. this show is absolutely fucking nuts.

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askdfjadsfajsajdsk!

so awesome

Was inspired to draw this after reading @nereior ‘s fit on ao3 called “i can’t go back and lose it all”. Just got a real vivid image in my head when reading this scene, and so drew it :) go check out the series, really tugs on the heartstrings but is full of so many wholesome, fluffy moments 

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updated with a new part featuring shaak ti being an Amazing Mom!

it’s now 21 parts and 69k. it was meant to be a oneshot. oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Summary:

What would happen if all the Jedi loved their friends, family, spouses, or troops too deeply to accept the horrific losses in the Clone Wars? They would all Fall. And if all the Jedi Generals are actually Sith, Order 66 would not work as planned.

hey guys, i watched like three seasons of the clone wars and felt the immense need to fix everything so that life actually was kind to my several billion identical children and their idiot space wizard family.

enjoy!

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i just realized kit is shirtless

concept: the jedi temple doesn’t have any stairs. they just force-jump between levels. younglings who can’t force-jump yet travel via their natural habitat, the ventilation shafts

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Summary:

What would happen if all the Jedi loved their friends, family, spouses, or troops too deeply to accept the horrific losses in the Clone Wars? They would all Fall. And if all the Jedi Generals are actually Sith, Order 66 would not work as planned.

hey guys, i watched like three seasons of the clone wars and felt the immense need to fix everything so that life actually was kind to my several billion identical children and their idiot space wizard family.

enjoy!

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me after watching the mandalorian: ok so he doesn’t like droids, a bit weird but hey whatever

me after then bingeing the clone wars for some context: i just threw the roomba off a cliff and melted down the remains. the toaster oven i chopped up with an ax. i ran over the alexa with a bus and then vaporized the bits that were left. if the printer makes one more funny noise it’s going into a volcano

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wish life was like stardew valley and i could eat mushrooms i plucked from a cave, milk my goats and collect my rabbits’ fur, chop down a bunch of trees knowing they’d grow back in a season, fight some skeletons in a mine, gather diamonds and give them to my 12 boyfriends and girlfriends, and find books in the dirt

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working afternoon to closing shift as a stocker in a grocery store is so wild because it’s like

noon to eightish: every employee is formal, uniforms and name tags on, polite smiles, ‘of course i can help!’ all the checkstands are beeping away, all the workers are quiet and out of the way as they work

after about eight: ‘fuck no i don’t know where that is do i look like i work in this part of the store?’. you hear a distant rumbling accompanied by gleeful screams. an employee goes past doing a handstand on a big plastic bin full of trash. someone else is riding a pallet jack like a skateboard. everyone is suddenly wearing hoodies. three people are hiding behind the bakery counter having a swordfight with the really stale donuts from the donut case. you see one other customer. they are at the other end of the store, head down, running

they get stopped at the door because they were on drugs and stealing everything that could fit down their pants. you just want your milk. there is only the self check open. a boomer is crying because no one is there to wait on them. ‘i’m not getting paid to work here!’ they scream. the cashier looks on with boredom. someone tries to go through the closed set of doors and bounces off

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new conspiracy theory: the bandana is the archaeologist. daniel is just the holder of the bandana

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mood

I just finished reading “Interesting Times,” and…

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mood

Guys. This is it. I found the one image that sums up my life entirely. Oh my god

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i occasionally remember this and grin creepily and snort in exactly the kind of situations where that kind of thing shouldn’t be happening

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WHY did i have to beat the game and be looking for treasure in the dungeons of hyrule castle to realize you can DROP AN EGG IN A HOT SPRING TO MAKE A BOILED EGG

WHY DID I HAVE TO BE TAUGHT THIS BY A KOROK PUZZLE

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Tag Game

Thanks, I guess, @planetarynebulous? I’ve never gotten one of these either . . .

nickname: on the chat, it’s the electric squid (mostly by myself), but in real life, generally ‘the one who looks like they’re always down for a murder’ or ‘why do you look like you’re planning to kill me’

zodiac sign: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ all i know about the zodiac is from that one sarah jane adventures episode where the old guy zaps people with the power of mandragora. scary.

height: 5’1"? short

hogwarts house: slytherpuff. depends on the day which one i favor more

last thing i googled: the hp fic ‘benefits of old laws’. highly recommend. 10/10

song stuck in your head: thousand eyes by of monsters and men

followers: 51. some may be bots. i have no idea. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

favorite animal: fox

do you get asks: not on this blog that i know of, i forget to check

amount of sleep: as much as possible

number of blankets: like, on my bed or in my possession? two or at least six

what are you wearing: um, clothes? skin? what do humans usually wear these days

dream job: no idea honestly, something away from humans and with words involved

dream trip: middle-earth, hyrule, skyrim, basically lots of places that unfortunately don’t actually exist

languages: yes? english, native speaker, have taken french, japanese, latin, and asl

random fact: i scare people when i reveal my true age

people i’m tagging: @nt-conversations, @penny-anna (i don’t know you but i follow your blog and it is very relatable)

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kids these days have it so easy when they want to game, back in my day we had to roll across hyrule field and damn well hope you made it before the sun set if you wanted to go to the arcade

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update: guess who has a new kitten snoring on their lap right now; some goals are worth waiting a year for

I want a cat

they’re squishy

and they go ‘fwooop’ into a liquid when you pet them

like me

they also ignore people for days and then turn up and expect free food

like me

maybe I just want to be a cat

also, colors

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hey @buckykingofmemes your text posts inspired me to come up with a new typeface . . . all caps seems to suit him, pun maybe intended