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make a terrible comic day weird dream
the AI (disinterested but not malign) would keep giving you a new random character and scenario for the rest of eternity
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he just wanted to say hi
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this evil sword shit is so easy you don't even have to really attempt to corrupt your wielder anymore. you just say "that guy looks like a sinner" real casually while they're in the checkout line and they start sweating and glancing around them desperately
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Making the worst poll I can imagine
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you can just walk up to a cement truck and take a slurp
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Dropping a Vintage Macintosh by Ai Weiwei
#macintosh se#retrocomputing#making increasingly obtuse posts until people stop liking that other one#miserable computer pedantry
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Alright fine, let's do this

(based on this post)
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look at this piece of shit. it was $10,000 and I paid $50. the primary purpose of it was spreadsheets and text documents.
you think there's some admirable simplicity to it? wrong, they made it as complicated and broken as they could with the technology of the time. computers were never good.

little railroad bridge at sunset, down by the river
macintosh se, wacom tablet, photoshop 1.0
#miserable computer pedantry#gaze upon my computers ye aesthetics blogs and despair#you don't even know about my VAX or Itanium machines
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tumblr should let me browse your archive ordered by number of notes ascending so I can see the things only you care about
give me the unrelatable content
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Arbol de la Esperanza (Tree of Hope)
Woodcut by Guillermo Maldonado (b. 1961, Guatemala)
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I have evil furry convention plans.
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fuck it. life of the author. i'm reviving my narrative authority for purposes of exerting my will on the world. you know, fun evil
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