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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

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"I would never-"

You would if you were tired enough. You would if you were hungry enough. You would if your mind and body had been worn down enough, through pain or disease or toil or violent struggle. You might if you were put on the wrong medicine, or you got the wrong kind of head injury, or you were forced to choose between someone else and yourself. You might if your livelihood was staked on it, or all your hopes and dreams. You might if you didn't know what else to do, if it's what you were taught or if nobody taught you anything else.

I have not been worn down in most of these ways. I have lived a remarkably privileged life. But I have been worn down in some ways. And they were enough to teach me that in the wrong circumstances, any of us can become someone we don't want to be. It's worth keeping that in mind.

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I will always reblog this

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So happy to have found my kin at DashCon 2.

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just got a blazed post about sonic laying eggsacs from his cloaca, maybe I will turn on that ad-free after all

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RIP Richard Serra. You made so many people so so so mad

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You pay Netflix more than Netflix pays in taxes.

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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

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personalized license plate idea: SWAGGIE

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bonus press photo of UN ITU secretary Doreen Bogdan-Martin (in red) staring at our protest like it's a car fire she doesn't know how to put out

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He has the shape and the volume

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Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.

It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.

One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.

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I recognise that this may be a controversial opinion on the "everything is better when girls" website, but I feel like making the action-adventure game protagonist's obligatory tutorial/exposition-providing bratty little fairy companion a boy is underexplored territory.

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I think a lot about the architecture ideas drawn by Étienne-Louis Boullée

They're sketches from the 1780s and they look like the end of the fucking universe