27 - They/He - GER BVB - WHU - FCU and a weird love for Maguire
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BREAKING (old) NEWS: bvb clings to the past and tries to recreate old magic with a guy who isn't his brother and won't ever be able to step out of that shadow.
jobe to bvb is actually the most harmful thing he could do to his career & perpetual standing in his brother's shadow, in this essay i will
#jobe bellingham#borussia dortmund#watch that be the only transfer we get and he gets injured seconds into his first game for the club#i hate it here#his mental health will decline so quickly with being constantly compared to his brother#either that or we'll be a stepping stone again and next season he is at madrid
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jobe to bvb is actually the most harmful thing he could do to his career & perpetual standing in his brother's shadow, in this essay i will
#jobe bellingham#borussia dortmund#bvb#no but fr always an angel never a god but how is he supposed to be a name of his own when he just does what his brother did#also bvb too broke for him lbr
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Looks like making an awkward cooking video together is a bonding moment.
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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
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chrikra is saying nicer things about bielefeld (who’re down 3-0 at half time) than he ever said about the english national team btw
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Wow, now there's a bot going around on Ao3 telling people that the "moderators" will delete works from "deprecated" fandoms and impose bans.
Fearmongering bullshit, but it's fearmongering bullshit that seems to be taking advantage of the recent spotlight series in order to trick authors into deleting their fics.
Just. Why.
What the hell does anyone get out of making these bots.
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you all gotta stop apologising for rpfing free yourselves from the shackles of other people's sad lack of whimsy and judgement ENOUGH no more apologies no shame rpf summer starts NOW
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...wir haben roasting eingedeutscht und niemand hat mir bescheid gesagt???
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do *you* think with your dick?
I think with my packer
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just one win west ham. that's all i'm asking for.
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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Heyyy, any update on the H2 fic?
Heyyy, my grandfather is dying and only has days left to live, I have no interest in catering to anybody's needs rn
#inbox#anon#its been months of him semi actively dying ive not really had the mind for much of anything#idk why this message got sent twice to my inbox but the updates are there are no updates
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It took them this long to realize this? No wonder the team is FUCKED
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