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it's over, isn't it

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Wanna post a Rickorty fic here but i fear nobody would read it. For my fellow R&M writers (especially rickorty writers), do you post on Tumblr or ao3 or where? I just do not want to be crucified tbh

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Rick Prime killing Diane in every single universe simply because C-137 said "Nah, Illl pass :)" is absolutely insane work and honestly isn't enough of a motive for me at all and is sorta a lame cop out. Sorry y'all.

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finally cleaned up some doodles and little comics to post 🚬

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The main reason Morty lets Rick touch him is because he knows he won't get that affection from anywhere else. Rick only ever tells Morty he loves him during or after. Rick always lets Morty cuddle close to him after they're done. Rick calls Morty "Mi Mundo" and "Mi Vida" while he fucks him raw. Rick wouldn't, couldn't do any of these things without being drunk on sex. Morty realizes this. Morty's always looking for the next opportunity to hear his grandpa say these things. Always looking for the next opportunity because his heart swells in his chest when his grandpa kisses him on the forehead. Always looking for the next opportunity because his heart blossoms when Rick finally- FINALLY- tells him he did a "good job." When Rick notices that Morty loves the praise, loves the kind words and gentle touches- he ensures he doesn't ever praise him outside of sex. It's evil and manipulative but he realizes if Morty only ever gets that special feeling when he praises him, he can only praise him in bed- or Morty'll never let him touch him again. Rick knows Morty equates the sex with love, with kindness and comfort. He reserves those kind gestures for the bedroom only, knowing that Morty will beg and plead for the next time. Rick knows the second Morty fucks up, he will come to Rick, ask to be touched, because that's the only time he's comforted by him.

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birdrick doodles pt 2

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"I'm gay" "I'm straight" okay??? I made you??? I showed you infinity??? And what did you do with it??? Hang out with my grandson??? Raise echoes of my daughter??? What's your life without me??? Admit it??? You would've been me??? I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine??? But eventually you did??? You lived in my house???

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memory rick just likes to listen to club classics

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something about the person you remember me as vs the person i've become

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Rick Sanchez NSFW Alphabet

Fem!reader, please DNI if you're not 18+

CW: rough sex, smoking, drinking, breath control, use of the term "Daddy", breeding kink, innocence kink, CNC mentioned, slight somnophilia mentioned, this is just super kinky in general, sorry.

A- Aftercare:

What they're like after sex:

Rick doesn't do much aftercare, usually. If he doesn't leave straight after, he may help clean you up lazily and cuddle you but that's about it. He might tell you how good you did if he's very pleased. I think it also depends how rough it is and how close he is to you overall. If you're dating and it was particularly rough, he'll tend to any wounds, trace circles around bruises, and rub your legs until you sleep.

B- Body part:

Favorite body part of theirs & yours:

His favorite part of himself is of course his dick. He has trouble picking his favorite body part of yours, though. He thinks everything about you is sexy from your head to your toes. He loves touching your ass but he genuinely thinks your entire body is fucking fit and tight and hot.

C- Cum:

Rick has a hardcore breeding kink and loves cumming in your pussy. He also enjoys cumming on your face, having you swallow, or cumming on your tits.

E- Experience:

How experienced are they?

Rick is very experienced and has seen and done pretty much everything. Nothing phases him, overall. Sometimes if a girl looks really innocent he may be surprised but he's always down to do whatever.

G- Goofy:

Are they more serious in the moment? Can they laugh?

I feel like Rick can have a little laugh during. He might laugh a bit but soon after he's back in character. Nothing can distract him for too long.

I- Intimacy:

Are they romantic?

I can't imagine Rick being super romantic. I think he may surprise you once and awhile, only if you're dating and/or fucking consistently. I think he can play an intimate character, especially if that's what you like. He may take it a little slower and shower you with sexy compliments. However, if he ever finds himself decorating the room with rose petals and balloons, he'd cover his face in embarrassment. He'd claim it's "no big deal" and he did it "only because you wouldn't shut the fuck up about it." He'd never admit, deep down, he sorta liked the way your face lit up with surprise.

J- Jack off:

Masturbation headcanons

Rick watches crazy alien porn and nobody can tell me different. Sometimes he watches movies he's made. If he's committed, he strictly watches what you've made together. He LOVES solo videos of you. He's very much a "You can't just go to the bathroom?" sorta guy, hate to admit it. He just can't get enough of you, especially when he knows you're busy. He loves how he can make you drop everything just to send to him. He's bossy with it, too. "Send a better angle." "Stick your tongue out." "Smile in this picture." "Lemme see better." "Show me your whole body." "Put on that lacy, pink pair."

K- Kinks:

Lord, let's have it then:

Rick definitely has a Daddy kink and God complex. He wants you to worship him. He wants to be in charge most of the time. Rick loves when you're innocent and confused. He enjoys tying you up and teasing you. He adores rough sex and wants you to leave marks on him. And he'll leave marks on you, too. He scratches you, bites you, slaps you. He's addicted to admiring his work after he's done. He loves filming it, sticking a camera in your face when you're most vulnerable. He'll pull out random, scary sci-fi devices, holding them to your head. He'll put a hand over your mouth and nose, controlling when you breathe. He only lets go when you give him three taps on his shoulder, when you're completely out of breath and your vision is nearly blacked out. Loves sexting and phone sex. Loves anal. CNC. Loves bondage. Drunk/high sex, you're both blacked out. Passing a blunt while he's inside you. Loves orgasm control. He needs foreplay- needs to know you're dripping. He will genuinely go crazy if you act desperate. Fucking you while you're half asleep/ "turn on your side." Dry humping/ cumming clothed. Spitting on your face, in your mouth. Claiming/Marking. Mutual masturbation. Roleplay. The list goes on.

L- Location:

Favorite places

He loves fucking you in public. A dressing room, under a table, park benches after dark, he loves it everywhere. He prefers being at home for the real nasty shit but he is down for a quickie anywhere. I have this idea he loves fucking at the citadel, literally surrounded by himself. He'll fuck you on the kitchen counter, the couch, his garage, his ship in the middle of space, anywhere.

M- Motivation:

What turns them on?

Anything turns this man on. Seeing your chest rise and fall as you breathe turns this man on. But seriously, I imagine you being vocal about wanting it drives him crazy. The moment he sees that mischievous glint in your eye, he's bending you over.

N- No:

Something they won't do:

Let's laugh together.

O- Oral:

Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.

Rick loves, loves, loves watching you on his knees sucking him off. No better sight in the universe. He'll make you crawl to him on your hands and knees; "Please can I suck you off, Rick?" He enjoys eating you out, too, especially if you sit on his face. He's good at it but he's better with his hands. He'll grab your thighs and ass, leaving fingerprint bruises all over. He would happily die from lack of air while you straddle his face.

P- Pace:

I think he starts off fast, loses his pace once in a while, then will gain focus again. He gets drunk off pussy and forgets what he's even doing half the time, completely losing himself in the moment.

Q- Quickie:

Rick loves quickies. Again, no matter where you are, if he knows you want it, you will get it. If you're somewhere sneaky, he tries to make it quick. Some mornings he's tired and horny, and can cum within 10 minutes, but usually he's fucking you for an hour minimum.

R- Risk:

Are they game to experiment? Take risks?

This man will take any risk because he knows nothing matters. Oh, no, you got caught? Some random's memory is wiped.

S- Stamina:

How many rounds can they go for? Do they get tired easily?

Oh, Rick can go for awhile. I think after the first two times he might need a break. I imagine he jokingly says he needs an "intermission" for water or a snack but he's hard again in 10 minutes tops.

T- Toys:

Do they enjoy using toys on you? On themselves?

I think Rick would rather use toys on you than himself. I imagine he owns a good few, but mostly to please with and less-so to use on himself. He likes to keep things interesting. If you fuck regularly, he'll bring random things to surprise you.

U- Unfair:

How unfair are they? Do they like to tease?

Rick is super unfair. He'll make you stay quiet while he can be as loud as he wants. He'll wrap his hand around your throat, your groans coming out raspy. Oftentimes he can do whatever he wants to you, but has strict rules for himself. He loves teasing you, sometimes to an unbearable point. He wants you to beg... with tears. If you're not on your knees with your hands clasped together, literally pleading, he hasn't teased you enough. However, if he cums, so do you, even if it's torture.

V- Volume:

How loud are they? Do they like when you're loud?

Rick himself isn't super loud. But, he doesn't hold back. If he has something to say, a soft whimper to let out, a demand... he won't hold back. There are times, in the heat of the moment, you can get him to moan softly in your ears, his breathing heavy. He loves when you're loud. The louder the better. Sometimes, just for control, he'll tell you to "shut the fuck up" but deep down he gets a glimpse of satisfaction knowing the neighbors know his name. He loves making you talk when you're already on the edge, your words coming out in a string of consciousness. "Tell me how good it feels." "Use your words, baby." "Count to 10." "Tell me exactly what you want." "Say please, brat."

W- Wild Card:

Random headcanon

Rick takes the videos you make and sells them to other alternate Rick's. If he finds you sexy, he realizes, so does nearly every other Rick in existence. He'll take you to the citadel, just to see every Rick's eyes on you. He kisses you in front of all of them. When they groan in jealousy, he'll flip them off, grabbing your ass. He wants nothing more than to make everybody seeth. He's overprotective of you and he wants everyone to know you belong to him and him ONLY.

X- X-Ray:

What's going on under those clothes?

As most of us know, Rick is 6'6". He's skinny but HUNG. Rick is 10" rock-hard. He has you curling your toes every time.

Y- Yearning:

How high is their sex drive?

How high is YOUR sex drive? No, seriously, if you're dating and it was up to him, you're fucking twice a day minimum.

Z- Zzz:

Do they fall asleep right after?

I imagine it could go one way or the other. He's either totally exhausted, his body weak, drenched in sweat and falling asleep the minute it's over. Or he's wide awake, fumbling for a weed grinder and his phone to order a pizza.