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never-ending-absurdity · 1 year ago

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#the tale of food #stinky perch #my son!

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never-ending-absurdity · 1 year ago

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So I wrote another fic :3c

#the tale of food #crab in orange #x reader

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never-ending-absurdity · 1 year ago

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POCKET HUSBAND HAS ALSO COME HOME :D

Here is the etsy listing I got it from if anyone else is interested

#the tale of food #crab in orange #crab in orange my beloved #look at my husband #look at him

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never-ending-absurdity · 1 year ago

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TUSU COMING IN CLUTCH

#the tale of food #crab in orange #I EVEN RECORDED IT #BECAUSE I WENT ''BUT WHAT IF I DO GET HIM''#AND NOW I HAVE HIMMMM #now i just need to wait for the keychain to come :D

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never-ending-absurdity · 1 year ago

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Posted this in the official Discord, and thought I'd post it here as well. I think it turned out pretty well, all things considered

#the tale of food #crab in orange #did all this on my phone #didn't break up his face because it felt Wrong

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never-ending-absurdity · 1 year ago

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Whoaaa, we're halfway there

#the tale of food #crab in orange #january 22nd! if all goes well! that's when he'll be mine

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never-ending-absurdity · 1 year ago

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One third of the way to Husband Time

#the tale of food #crab in orange #so far i have gotten him three (3!) times from peak hour! and all from random dudes!!!#and all within the last few weeks!#in conclusion i love he ��

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never-ending-absurdity · 1 year ago

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I just noticed something while I was playing ttof that was really cute to me. I hadn't really paid attention to the player's study area, but I noticed some stuff:

So one, there's swallow bun's plant pot!

Two, there's Mugwort Riceball's kite!

Three, there's Donkey Roll's post cards and a peak hour flyer!

Four, a cute bed for Wu Lu!

Five, and this was super cute to me, a picture of (what looks like) Harbin Fried Pork!

This is all of what I noticed right off and just from what I remembered seeing else where, lol. I love this because 1. I love little details like this in games and 2. It just really shows how much the MC loves their boys and vice versa! It's so sweet to me!

#the tale of food #that's the mc's mom on the tablet!

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never-ending-absurdity · 1 year ago

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YES

#the tale of food #crab in orange #NOW I CAN ASK FOR HIM IN GUILD WISH #I'M GONNA GET MY CRABBY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY #and the funny thing i was literally thinking #''if crabby loves me he'll give me one of his keepsakes''#right before i got one

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never-ending-absurdity · 2 years ago

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I am in physical pain

#the tale of food #it's the last piece i need #so many pulls #and not ONE (1) of that damn chair

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never-ending-absurdity · 2 years ago

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 食物语 | The Tale of Food (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Crab in Orange/Master of Kongsang Characters: Crab in Orange, Master of Kongsang Additional Tags: Fluff, gender neutral master - Freeform, References CiO's star up letters and journal entry Summary:

Machines are beings governed by logic. Humans are not. Crab in Orange comes to term with the contradiction within himself when it comes to Kongsang's young Master.

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Hello I wrote a thing

I love this cyborg crab man 💖

#the tale of food #crab in orange

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never-ending-absurdity · 2 years ago

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#the tale of food #crab in orange my beloved #HUSBAND SPOTTED #love how you did his braid btw

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never-ending-absurdity · 2 years ago

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Why must MFG hurt me this way

#blease i just want my husband #why must the event be glitched #and why didn't we get the prelude event warning us about it

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never-ending-absurdity · 2 years ago

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Vibrates into the 6th dimension

#the tale of food #moonlit confession #MY TIME HAS COME

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never-ending-absurdity · 2 years ago

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Heartless Man Acquired

#the tale of food #meng po tea #why he kinda cute tho 😳#anyways this is all the splurging i do for now. gotta save up for crabbie :3

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never-ending-absurdity · 2 years ago

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What have I done

#the tale of food #JESUS CHRIST #man the only good thing about those stages was that the higher difficulties just affected how much event currency you got #they didn't affect the other rewards #(so i just ran the more annoying stages on the first difficulty lol)#(not to mention that even just running them on the lowest difficulty without doing any of the other currency stuff #would still get you enough currency by the end for all rewards as long as you did all the runs you could)

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never-ending-absurdity · 2 years ago

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The elusive Giant Lu Wu in normal stage 5-3, appearing just past the second battle. This is one of the rarer stage events, and can only be found in this stage so far

Tapping on him 10 times total will unlock two hidden achievements: "Gorge - Giant Lu Wu," and "The Savior of All Fish"

#the tale of food #hidden achievements

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