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and i really really like the framing of "lol i inherited like five properties (from my vampire uncle, from my werewolf aunt, from idk another themed relative)

you can easily roleplay by ignoring all but the one relevant to you but idk, if you don't, it's like who died and left me their house five times over. are they all watching me as i go on about my quest

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unfortunately i can't craft the joke but as a martin romancer (i'll die on this hill) there's something SO funny about "your dad dreamt of me lol"

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my experience playing fallout4 so far.

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[pointing] losers

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they're banished because they kept talking over gore's cutscene and made me load a save. kaidan literally pulled me in a conversation (about dawnstar), inigo and lucien started a banter that i didn't even catch a word of.

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starting starfield.... woah the gameplay options has taken me by surprise.

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IN THE TAGS: tag the tes character you'd trust to babysit your child

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I think it'd be funny but also suck really bad if the dragon souls that the last dragonborn absorbs are like. Still present and can speak in ldb's head like a fucking Twitch Chat.

Even if it was just the named dragons and Miraak it'd be hectic but it could also be funny to have these fuckers providing commentary and shit for everything the ldb does.

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I love the Skyrim guild questlines because nearly all of them are just "We're in our flop era"

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LDB: I need to trade some things with you.

Followers: okay give me whatever

LDB: *takes their money*

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One of the funniest Dark brotherhood quests in Oblivion in my opinion, hope yall enjoy!

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TES lore test but I structure it like an actual history exam

Tiber Septim reigned from _____ to _____

The Warp in the West (also known as the ________ of _________) took place in what year?

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why does bethesda make the npcs that worry about you unromanceable

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Staying Productive

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hermaeus “interior design is my passion” mora needs to learn how to take better care of his books. “i’m the daedric prince of knowledge and fate–” oh, are you?? are you really?? because this doesn’t look like the room of someone who knows jack about shit. i keep a messy space too, but this is too much. you’ve got hundreds of eyes that let you see into everyone’s business both past and future, an indeterminate amount of limbs to help you pick this mess up, and yet you can’t figure out how to acquire and assemble a few bookshelves to start putting this place in order??? the seekers that live here have at least four arms each, and they can create doppelgangers of themselves, so if for some reason your countless tentacles aren’t enough i’m sure they could lend you some extra hands if you asked nicely!! i know you know the word “please”

listen, i understand you have an eldritch aesthetic going, and you need to keep the habitat at a certain humidity for your fishhead monsters to thrive – i can definitely respect maintaining an ecological niche for an endemic (possibly endangered?) species – but this is no way for a boundless cosmic entity to curate a library!! you probably don’t need alphabetical order or the dewey decimal system, you automatically know where everything is because it’s in your nature to see everything at all times, but at LEAST don’t let your books get all soggy!! not everyone can see in four+ dimensions, SOME of us need to actually READ books instead of just absorbing the knowledge through the ether, and it’s really hard to enjoy a good book when the pages are all sticking together!! 0/10, please invest in a wet vacuum. and never let Urag gro-Shub see this, he would probably faint.