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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

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The neurodivergent/neurotypical tumblr style dichotomy is, actually, pretty ableist imo. Bitches be acting like if you don't exhibit their specific autistic traits, you're neurotypical! Fuck off I'm also autistic.

Just because I can small talk doesn't mean I'm an evil oppressor (aka neurotypical). Just because my "more obviously autistic" brother's traits clash with mine and explode my brain with annoyance doesn't mean I'm not autistic. Just because I can eat pretty much any foods doesn't mean I don't have sensory issues. I complain about my brother and people crawl out from their hovels to tell me that "he sounds autistic from your description so you have to be nice to him because you, as a neurotypical, couldn't possibly understand why what he did was okay" on a post about how he almost pushed me off the balcony FOR THE SECOND TIME because he wasn't paying attention.

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Some people need to learn that "It was an accident and happened because of my disability/mental illness/whatever" doesn't actually prevent consequences.

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in a more beautiful and perfect world everyone on twitter would be drawing their favorite male characters in the sabrina carpenter album cover instead of yelling at each other about it

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This website sometimes seems to think that leftism is when you can buy cheap things, and the cheaper they are, the more leftist it is. I really don't know how to explain the world to people like that.

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learning how to sew like even a little bit is so fatal for buying stuff i cant even begin to describe. “i could make this for sureeeee” <- statements of the UTTERLY DERANGED

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"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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people refuse to understand the concept of "this isn't important to me but i understand why it might be important to other people"

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Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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One sad side effect of big box stores is that you just don’t get lifelong hyper fixation guy access like you used to.

Like yeah I can go to Menards and buy a door.

But it used to be I could go to the door store, and speak to a man whose sole passion in life was doors and who would talk about the history of door insulation patterns over the last 50 years without stopping to breathe.

That man is gonna find me the BEST door option for me.

Seriously my neighborhood had one of these. They were across the street from the lighting shop owned by the guy who could tell you the exact date, off the top of his head, that your property got electrical wiring based on your address.

Now these guys rarely get to own a shop, make a good living, and sell the very finest doors for decades. They’re relegated to Reddit posts which are informative but ultimately do not replace door guy having a door shop.

I don’t want to talk to some miserable, underpaid 20 year old who was in plumbing last week and in doors this week and doesn’t know a hammer from a hanger.

I want my door guy back.

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Link to thread

Link to news story

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tv used to have smart people flirting

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I think they should stop giving doctor who so much money. you're overfeeding it. too high a budget is bad for the show's health