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If You Were a Fictional Character

I've seen a few moots doing this and it looked fun!

* Make this picrew of yourself

* Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

...yeah that seems about right 😅🫠

Not sure who's done this already so tagging the besties @thetumblingmoron @redheadsramblings @woundedsoul12 @the-bear-and-his-sunbird @aurorabiggs @thepalehorsevictoria @kiir-do-faal-rahhe and anyone else who would like to play!

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this is it, this is what i started writing for

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i draw again

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Ok, imagine you're comic accurate Clark Kent and you're a working-class immigrant raised on a farm. You grow up and dedicate your life to helping people while being a total malewife to your Pulitzer prize winner girlfriend. You're despised and targeted by an unethical, megalomaniacal billionaire who thinks his intellect and his power and his wealth entitles him to your inherent abilities and the adoration you've earned through years of nonstop altruism. YOU WERE CREATED BY TWO JEWISH MEN IN THE 1930S

And then people complain about a movie about you being too woke

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i draw

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"I asked ChatGPT-" yeah well i asked Frankie and she said to get fucked

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hear me out *shows you Lovecraftian horrors*

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Happy Fuck Your Eyes Friday! Remember the drinks are free at the Waylay.

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Alright John we're done our meal now we have to ask for the bill Yes Orthur let's just call the server over No John what are you doing put your hand down I'm calling the server over Orthur what do you mean No John don't call the server over just ask for the bill Orthur how am I supposed to ask for the bill if I don't call the server over Just ask for the bill John Orthur You're not making any sense John you have to do the move The move? Yes the move John Orthur I have no idea what you're talking about Just watch John Alright Jesus- oh Orthur you've just raised your hand to flag the waitor down that's exactly what I said to do and he's coming towards us No John just look Oh Orthur I see you're miming signing a bill and he's just nodded at us and left oh Orthur you're a genius! Yes John now you try Alright Orthur look there's another waiter I'll just wait till he gets closer and.... there! Yess John that was great But Orthur now he's gone to get our bill as well, we're going to have two bills Crap you're right, well I suppose we'll just pay whatever bill comes first and they'll sort it out afterwards Orthur that's perfect! good man Orthur All in a days work John

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i was drawing men kissing but i kinda completely gave up on that so now I'm drawing Skull Kid

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The themes of Malevolent are:

1. Platonic love is just as powerful as romantic love

2. Choices matter, even when an outcome is inevitable

3. Daddy issues

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IT'S DONE, THE MANAGER

Enyak

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there's no way people write fanfiction as like a calming hobby, I'm about to lose my mind

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WAIT YOU'RE ARTHUR LESTER'S TITS HELLO?????? I HAVE OCCASIONALLY STUMBLED ACROSS THAT BLOG AND I DIDN'T EVEN. WHAT

GIGGLING SO OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD ABOUT THIS, sorry you had to find out this way but i do in fact pretend to be a 34 year old mans tits on Tumblr.com

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David I haven't talked to you in forever how are youuuu

omg I'm good how are youu! It's been centuries hey bestie

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Capitalism kills.

Republicans deregulating kills.

Anti-prevention reactionary ignorance kills.