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hear me out *shows you Lovecraftian horrors*
#i think you underestimate how many severely normal people are on this website#like just scroll through the tag for nyarlat-hotep for a minute and you'll see that more than half of the art of him is as just some guy#<- real actually#sincerest apologies i will never underestimate the monsterfucker community of Tumblr again
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Happy Fuck Your Eyes Friday! Remember the drinks are free at the Waylay.
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Alright John we're done our meal now we have to ask for the bill Yes Orthur let's just call the server over No John what are you doing put your hand down I'm calling the server over Orthur what do you mean No John don't call the server over just ask for the bill Orthur how am I supposed to ask for the bill if I don't call the server over Just ask for the bill John Orthur You're not making any sense John you have to do the move The move? Yes the move John Orthur I have no idea what you're talking about Just watch John Alright Jesus- oh Orthur you've just raised your hand to flag the waitor down that's exactly what I said to do and he's coming towards us No John just look Oh Orthur I see you're miming signing a bill and he's just nodded at us and left oh Orthur you're a genius! Yes John now you try Alright Orthur look there's another waiter I'll just wait till he gets closer and.... there! Yess John that was great But Orthur now he's gone to get our bill as well, we're going to have two bills Crap you're right, well I suppose we'll just pay whatever bill comes first and they'll sort it out afterwards Orthur that's perfect! good man Orthur All in a days work John
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i was drawing men kissing but i kinda completely gave up on that so now I'm drawing Skull Kid
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The themes of Malevolent are:
1. Platonic love is just as powerful as romantic love
2. Choices matter, even when an outcome is inevitable
3. Daddy issues
#4. sometimes british men can be freaky. this is a catastrophic and dangerous occurence#< truer words have never been spoken#malevolent
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IT'S DONE, THE MANAGER
Enyak
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there's no way people write fanfiction as like a calming hobby, I'm about to lose my mind
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WAIT YOU'RE ARTHUR LESTER'S TITS HELLO?????? I HAVE OCCASIONALLY STUMBLED ACROSS THAT BLOG AND I DIDN'T EVEN. WHAT
GIGGLING SO OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD ABOUT THIS, sorry you had to find out this way but i do in fact pretend to be a 34 year old mans tits on Tumblr.com
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David I haven't talked to you in forever how are youuuu
omg I'm good how are youu! It's been centuries hey bestie
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Capitalism kills.
Republicans deregulating kills.
Anti-prevention reactionary ignorance kills.
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"Adulting" is such a juvenile word we should give it a more dignified suffix. How about "Adultery"
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womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself
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Fun fact! The first song that Menken and Feldman wrote for Newsies was Carrying the Banner and the last was King of New York, which was added to give the newsies and Denton a moment to celebrate and realize that they were in the fight together
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if sidon ever visits rito for diplomatic purposes or whatever he would need a warm outfit right?? so here it is, i came up with one.聽
+ a closeup of the front jewel thingie, some concept notes i made for myself and sweet soft hugs because im in need
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when your friend says love you at the end of the call

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