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Susie has PCOS to me send Tweet

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john side-eyeing his wife’s ex who she invited to their wedding:

john being happy that his best bro finally pulled:

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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I have a type when it comes to shipping, it seems. Trobed, Tomitch, Johnlock... With their third who's a girl "in love" with one of them, of course.

I don't "ship" Kris and Susie so much as I picture them as two roommates who do everything together and yeah sometimes they kiss but when you ask if they're dating they just say that nah they're just "hanging out bein bros"

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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Are you saying there's a chance Sherlock Holmes was a Gay Ken Doll Incident

It’s very plausible that ACD based Sherlock Holmes' mannerisms on Oscar Wilde (genuinely, if you read some of Oscar’s quotes or how people described his speech and movements, they are very similar), which I find hilarious.

Because how could ACD have known that after 1895, Oscar Wilde's personality would become the definition of the “gay stereotype”

Since “A Study in Scarlet,” “The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes,” “The Sign of the Four,” and “The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes” all came out pre-Oscar’s very public trial in 1895, where not only was Oscar’s homosexuality thrown out into the Victorian public, but the entire gay community in general and how they communicate.

IF ACD had met Oscar, knew he was gay, and purposefully based Holmes off him to be subtle queer coding (again, theory), and then Oscar gets publicly outed as being Gay, now it’s no longer just a “subtle nod”

But what is more likely is that ACD used Oscar as a reference for Holmes, not really thinking much about sexuality and then BOOM the trial happens, and now everything similar to Oscar is labelled as “gay”, so now ACD has “accidentally” made Sherlock gay

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Toerning

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Wow so I really have NO unique experience huh

a couple addendums:

1) my brother would like everyone to know that the reason he didn’t play immediately was because he was graduating high school that weekend (🙄🙄)

2) my boyfriend would like to note that he voices ralsei (this is true we make him hurt his throat doing a very high voice whenever he’s there)

3) apparently I HAVE beaten Queen, I just didn’t remember it til I finished the comic LMAO (I beat her on my brother’s switch and I normally play on computer)

4) list of people myles has told me are Totally the knight: December, Carol, Papyrus, Asgore, Rudy

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Mycroft : My little brother is here. I'd like you to help babysit, if it's not too much trouble.

Lestrade : Babysit? It would be my pleasure. How old is he?

Sherlock : (walking into the room) Twenty-five.

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Tasmanian devils

Lil chaos gremlin

🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

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Mycroft darling if Anthea is bothering you getting a new assistant is always a possibility 😘

Why do you dye you hair black, babygirl? Stop it, my darling. Red suits you better, you're much sexier when you're ginger, love. And DI Lestrade (your lover) loves red btw.

Thank you, neverlet, for your unsolicited aesthetic opinion.

As for DI Lestrade’s preferences: I assure you, he speaks for himself. When necessary.

MH

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Legit him

I had an assignment to take a four-word phrase from social media and use it to demonstrate the four ways of drawing perspective

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Oh so ACD John's fursona is a beaver, not a hedgehog?

Do you think Watson gets ptsd from the sound of running water?????

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To everyone feeling that way, all I have to say is

"If your name is Melancholy

If love is now naught but a habit

Do not tell me your story

I know it

The loneliness"

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me