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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

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was doing movie mode of the quarry last night and my friend said she thought dylan was annoying and this was me

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i love giving my ocs absent mothers because i support women's right to choose

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Something that confused me when watching people play the quarry, Ryan corrects Dylan saying “herd” instead of “swarm” but I was sitting there thinking “isn’t it actually pack of bears???” But NO ITS ACTUALLY SLEUTH OF BEARS. Why tf is it called that lmao

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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actual love of my life

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Who wants to go out into the street with me at night and throw our shoes and just generally beat the holy crap out of them in a poor man's game of javelin?

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she’s everything ….

he’s just ken ..

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A heaven of their own 😊

A step by step process of this will be available at my Patreon on october 1st

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(shadow voice) sparkle off! its thursday! forget who you are.

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

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James: You think about shagging all the time time don't you?

Regulus: ugh shagging. Trust the British to come up with the least sexy word for it

James: What's wrong with shagging?

Regulus: sounds like something you do to a carpet

James: Yeah what do the French call it?

Regulus: *smirking* faire l'amour

James: *swoons*

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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

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u kno what it is

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Love how old-fashioned Regulus looks in your last piece. I don't know, something about trying to impersonate an outdated ideal. And also he just looks hot

Forever the pale victorian twink and I love this for him

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Remus *irritated*: What is wrong with you??

Sirius *having a meltdown*: EVerYthInG AppARENtLy!

James *walking in*: hey, slow down, what happened??

Sirius: REMUS PUT YOU DOWN AS HIS EMERGENCY CONTACT

James: Oh, wow, thanks rem, m'honored-

Sirius: OH WELL YOU TWO CAN GO SUCK EACH OTHERS FACES THEN, IM HIS HUSBAND. WHY IS HE EVEN CONSIDERING ANYONE ELSE-

Remus: LAST TIME I PUT YOU DOWN, YOU CALLED EVERYONE WHEN I'D JUST NEEDED A RIDE HOME

Sirius: AND HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY HUSBAND WASNT DYING???

Remus: I WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED YOU!

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: technicalities.