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doc there is a fucking hole where something was

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i dropped tumblr so hard my age in bio is almost 3 years inaccurate oml

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bless TLT for making me active on tumblr again

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Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

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i wish we hadn't hunted adderall to extinction </3 the loss of pharmacodiversity is incalculable....

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Reblog for a bigger sample size.

Say in the tags what you voted for and if you live in or outside of the US

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"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"

god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!

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still thinking about the brainrot that fast fashion has caused in people, like i made this pair of pants that are black and white with a cool flowery design, and an acquaintance saw them and said "wow i'd pay like 20 dollars for you to make me a pair" and i could barely think with how utterly horrified i was at that; i told them that 20 dollars wouldn't even cover the materials, let alone the hours of work that went into cutting, sewing, ironing, hemming, altering, etc. they just had this look on their face when i told them that, when i said i wouldn't make them a pair for even 100 dollars because that was still way too low of an amount, a look that said "you're crazy for thinking that those cost 100 dollars" and maybe i am crazy but holy shit, 20 dollars for a pair of handmade, durable, lined pants fitted specifically to your measurements? 20 dollars for upwards of 60 hours of work? 20 dollars for several yards of high-quality fabric, thread, and buttons? 20 dollars???

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hey guys sorry but is the wordpress guy in charge of tumblr literally at burning man right now shitting in buckets????

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obsessed with this

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A common misconception about This is How You Lose the Time War is that Red and Blue are augmented functionally immortal godlike super humans created with advanced dystopian future technologies- they are actually just normal lesbians; dykes can just do that

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Stop! Releasing 2 minute songs!! Idc about TikTok!!! If it's a banger it needs to be at least 3:30.

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shakespeare woke up everyday and he said “well. time to write another role for david tennant.”

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if you’re jewish and need to take time off from work for the high holidays here’s your reminder to request time off now so you don’t forget

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i really think rose quartz is the voice of our times she was suicidal she was bisexual she was a libra she was fat she was horny all the time she was pink she went to war against herself she fumbles people who demand emotional intimacy from her she has a very loose grip on reality she loves everything and hates herself she somehow has mommy issues despite belonging to a species where mothers do not exist her boobs are self-made she was into soundcloud rappers she has committed identity theft and a hundred other war crimes she has several pet lions one of which is a zombie and she couldn’t break out of herself. peace and love on planet girl